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Re: Gaming thoughts of the day

Dorian wrote: The only thing that I can honesty say I've learned in this world is this:

On my headstone it'll be written
"Life is hard even if you cheat"


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by QWERTY
Tue Sep 04, 2012 7:14 pm
 
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Re: Gaming thoughts of the day

So, about them videogames.

Pretty fun stuff last I heard about them.
by Kenny
Tue Sep 04, 2012 10:36 pm
 
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Re: Something Cool you saw today

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The curled fingers of a statue remain at the Temple of Hercules in Jordan, relics of the ancient Roman reign.
by Peter
Thu Sep 06, 2012 7:35 pm
 
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Anti-jokes

Write here your best anti-jokes, if not; we will not read your best anti-jokes.

A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.

Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar, sit at the end and start having some drinks. Two hours later, they come out with a better understanding of each other and a mutual respect, the beginnings of a friendship that lasts a lifetime.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks 6 Newcastle Brown Ales, 4 shots of Jack Daniels, hits on the waitress unsuccessfully, takes his wedding ring off, tries again and fails, drinks 3 more shots, drives home, beats his daughter for coming home late, and cries himself to sleep realizing that he hates his life.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies: "I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
by QWERTY
Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:01 am
 
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Re: Anti-jokes

Two Alsatians meet in the waiting room at the vets. Their interaction is confined to barking, growling and circling around trying to sniff each other's anuses.

A man was on his way to the butchers to buy meat. Halfway there, he realised he needed bread too and stopped at the bakery first.

A bar man notices a talking horse entering the bar, the barman is terrified and ducks behind the counter, clutching a baseball bat. He fumbles for his mobile to call his wife. He is having a psychotic episode due to a medical history of schizophrenia.
by QWERTY
Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:20 am
 
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Re: Anti-jokes

Kock knock
Whos there
Boo
Boo who?
Why are you crying?
Because i dont understand the joke
by Peter
Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:11 am
 
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Re: The alcohol thread

Working in the industry and being Irish, alcoholism isnt talked about much. Its a weak word and a taboo subject. You can never drink enough in this country. I myself have dabbled in it though i am not too sure what actually classes as being an alcoholic. I assume its the dependancy aspect that determines its meaning, so its all a question if you need alcohol to function in day to day life.

I was drinking every night over the summer. I only drink beer now, and sometimes the occasional Guinness or 12 year malt. But 90% beer only. I am not a spirit, wine, cider or alchopop drinker. But with having a 6pk of beer every night, my body tolerance level for alcohol rose, and it only became apparent that i was drinking every night to help put me to sleep. I cut that down to weekends, and now since i am in 12 weeks training for Australia, i am off alcohol completely. Well like i say i am Irish, so i am not off it completely. Its in our blood to drink.

Look at the end of the day, we all only live once. If you wanna have a drink at any time or any place, then have one. As long as it doesn't consume you, and become a necessity to live. It may not be healthy, but sure everything is bad for you these days. Oh and Kenny, dont listen to me, i talk shite sometimes. Guinness Draught is fine. But outside of Ireland the quality drops significantly.
by Peter
Thu Sep 06, 2012 7:15 pm
 
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

Peter wrote: In Shenmue II its pronounced "woodoo", but on the boards i read Wude as "wood" :lol:


I read it as Jonathan Woss saying rude.
by QWERTY
Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:49 am
 
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Re: Anti-jokes

Ryu, all you're doing is baiting him. Its exactly the same as flaming and trolling.
by Kenny
Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:01 pm
 
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Re: Anti-jokes

Ahem, an Irishman walks out of a bar.
by Yokosuka Martian
Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:13 pm
 
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Re: Anti-jokes

What's green and if it falls out a tree can kill you?
A snooker table.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?
She had no arms.

Why did the boy fall off the bike?
He had a fridge thrown at him.
by Riku Rose
Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:51 pm
 
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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtVsI0OFpp4[/youtube]
by Who Really Cares?
Fri Sep 07, 2012 3:40 pm
 
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

They're both sith. :lol:
by Kenny
Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:39 pm
 
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

We don't have to wait several months on a list to have surgery or see a specialist. (unless you need a transplant they don't have for you yet)

Canada has the same healthcare you guys do, and they come here for surgery a lot. A lot of Americans go to Canada for prescriptions but they come here for surgery.

This is partly bullshit though. The NHS is often actually very fast. If you have cancer (as my father did), you will get a consultation with a specialist within 2 weeks, and a surgery very soon after if it's needed (again, as my father did). Don't believe all the anti propaganda.

And anyway, if you have the money then you can go private. But when all healthcare is private, what the F**k are you going to do when your out of luck and you have no money to cover the cost's? Die? F**k that.

Might as well become a communism

:lol: hilarious.
by mue 26
Fri Sep 07, 2012 3:08 pm
 
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

I don't get it when people say the British healthcare system is bad.

It's fucking brilliant, walk in world class healthcare with no bill at the end. They saved my small nephews life plus I have got my moneys worth. It's funny how people think it's commy, it really isn't like that.

Plus we can have private healthcare he if we want it.
by lavrentis
Fri Sep 07, 2012 3:47 pm
 
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Re: The alcohol thread

Where I work, people frequently talk about getting wanting to get as absolutely drunk as possible, I feel sad for those people, since that's their very existence and that's literally all they talk about. I mean, I can understand wanting to go out for a drink to relax or just getting themselves drunk at a party of some kind, it happens, but to actively seek out a lifestyle that involves nothing but getting drunk? Pathetic existence. Like southcarmain and a couple of others on here, I don't drink, but when I do, it's normally a cider I'll go for. It tastes good and is still to this day, the only alcoholic drink I can safely say that about. When I was in college, I used to go out and get drunk all of the time, but realised it was a bit of a useless exercise that resulted in nothing but pain the next day and that was not enjoyable. And having seen the effects alcohol has had on people, it was enough to put me off. So yeah, I don't go out of my way to drink myself to oblivion like others where I am, do.

I'm in the middle of this. Everyone I work with always go to the same fucking dive, every weekend, without fail. This is why they think I'm unsociable. The reason why I don't go there is because it's a cheap dive. I would much rather pay the extra on each drink to be in a much more pleasant atmosphere than be surrounded by similar reprobates that want to get as pissed as possible quicker than anyone else. Don't get me wrong, I like, nay love getting pissed, but I think the main thing about it is the journey there. I like to remember all the conversations I have with people and all the anecdotes that I have exchanged. I'm lucky in that the friends I have outside of work are exactly the same as me, and that is why we can drink through to the next to day on the majority of times because a: I always find them interesting (and vice versa) and b: they're fackin' heavyweights (but without being complete cunts).
by QWERTY
Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:07 pm
 
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Re: Anti-jokes

Its ok, baby, its ok, give daddy a big hug.

Now, lets just pretend we're back on the top half of page 1 again.

A baby walks into a bar, the baby dies of a concussion.
by Segata Sanshiro Jr.
Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:35 pm
 
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Re: Anti-jokes

A man goes to the doctors and says "doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains" and the doctor replies "well I'm afraid that is irrelevent now, you have approximately 24 hours to live."
by QWERTY
Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:40 pm
 
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A man goes to the doctors and says "doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains" and the doctor replies "well I'm afraid that is irrelevent now, you have approximately 24 hours to live."

A priest, a rabbi and an imam are on a crashing plane, they decide to jump out as a test of faith. They all die painfully.
by Segata Sanshiro Jr.
Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:43 pm
 
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Re: Anti-jokes

What's the worst thing about three black guys driving off of a cliff?
They were my friends.
by QWERTY
Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:45 pm
 
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Re: Anti-jokes

QWERTY™ wrote: What's the worst thing about three black guys driving off of a cliff?
They were my friends.


Three Cherokee boys are talking to their father. they ask him how he decided their names. He tells them he named them after the white men that raped their mother.
by Segata Sanshiro Jr.
Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:49 pm
 
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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her drug habit.'
by QWERTY
Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:52 pm
 
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A man is sitting down with his daughter on his lap. He mentions she has gotten heavier, so she becomes bulimic.
by Segata Sanshiro Jr.
Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:00 pm
 
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Re: Anti-jokes

A man goes to the doctor for a colonoscopy, the doctor rapes him and later kills himself.
by Segata Sanshiro Jr.
Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:17 pm
 
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

why do pessimists always try so hard to bring everyone down to their level?

anyway I recently went and dug out my psp and remembered why I had stopped playing it in the first place, the screen has these blue lines that do from top to bottom, it used to go away by applying pressure but that doesn't work anymore unfortunately, anyone got any idea how to fix it?
by south carmain
Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:48 pm
 
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

Who Really Cares? wrote: That KKK pic is fake but still would be an interesting situation.

Yeah, you got me. In reality, it was like this:

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by Dorian
Sat Sep 08, 2012 5:19 pm
 
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Re: Gaming thoughts of the day

I think the past few years I have been at my gamer pinnacle. I have been getting so into my games for a while now, where i used to kind of rush through them. I am actually a completion-ist now. And the game that started it all? Persona 3 FES, even though I didnt actually beat it. That game had so many choices and things you could set up outside of your party members for battle purposes and people to see and raise your social link with, and I was so intruiged to explore what the game had to offer. Then about a year later Another game came along that I got sucked into again and that was Fable Lost Chapters on xbox, I just had to do everything there was in that game, even got the frying pan with the 6 slots. And ever since then its like every game I have just played the crap out of. I mean I spent 100 hours between yakuza 1 and 2 for christs sake another honorable mention from last year that threw me back into gaming was Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky, I was clutching my PSP for that game. Maybe I am just side quest happy, maybe I am just more devoted to games now that I am older, I am not sure but my love for gaming has re-sparked, despite the fact that I dont really care much for this gen. I mean I have been wanting to build a gaming PC for months and months and I have decided that it will probably be what i get myself for christmas. Long Live Gaming!
by AnimeGamer183
Sat Sep 08, 2012 9:20 pm
 
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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Who Really Cares? wrote:
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:lol: Webcam of Blue being demoted?
by KiBa
Sun Sep 09, 2012 12:03 pm
 
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

Who is Bysby and why is he a mod?

A very old and respected member.

What websites are these, and what is it you actually do?

gay porn?

Fucking anonymous have hacked GoDaddy shutting down sites I run for people. May have lost me a customer as well. Pricks.

They do waaay more harm then good.
by Segata Sanshiro Jr.
Mon Sep 10, 2012 6:18 pm
 
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

That shit's happenin to me right now. Not because of the Dojo, but because the missus won't leave me the fuck alone. I mean, seriously, do couples really have to be in the same room as eachother every single second of the day? Do people not realise that bein in the same room as someone workin is a huge distraction? ESPECIALLY when they've put the fucking TV on!!!
by MiTT3NZ
Mon Sep 10, 2012 9:13 pm
 
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

Also on a side note, i am so fucking uber pumped right now since i am on my way down to my parents house and i am gonna get my Dreamcast out of storage and get stuck into replaying Shenmue! It was just a bit too much, knowing that i couldnt play it one last time before leaving to go travelling! :D

Ah nice, enjoy! :D


Oh i will!!!! Just overwhelmed with nostalga right now!! Start off by watching the Project Berkley GDRom, then move onto Whats Shenmue, then Shenmue and finally Shenmue II. :D :D

BOOM!!!

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j290/PeterC2005/20120911_201241.jpg
by Peter
Tue Sep 11, 2012 3:20 pm
 
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Re: Oddest Food You Had (Or Wanna Try)

KiBa wrote: there was this zombie disease that the people would get from human flesh, like rabies in a dog, that would cause brain damage and extreme violence and laughter in the affected cannibal.


I hope to live like this, one day.
by Martin
Mon Sep 10, 2012 2:22 am
 
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Re: Old School Dojo-ers

Strange memories on this nervous night at the Dojo. Ten years later? Eleven? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a Main Era—the kind of peak that never comes again. The dojo in the early 2000s was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run… but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant.…

History is hard to know, because of all the hired bullshit, but even without being sure of "history" it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the energy of a whole generation comes to a head in a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody really understands at the time—and which never explain, in retrospect, what actually happened.

My central memory of that time seems to hang on one or five or maybe forty nights—or very early mornings—when I left the dojo half-crazy and, instead of going home, surfing at Ryos place or some random shenmue websites, not quite sure which turn-off to take when I got to the other end (always stalling at the admins, too twisted to find neutral while I fumbled for some reasonable post)... but being absolutely certain that no matter which way I went I would come to a place where people were just as high and wild as I was: No doubt at all about that…

There was madness in any direction, at any hour. If not across the Shenmue 3 forum, then up the SEGA forum or down General.… You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning.…

And that, I think, was the handle—that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply prevail. There was no point in fighting—on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave.…

So now, less than ten years later, you can go up on a steep hill in the dojo and look back, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark—that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.
by Master Kyodai
Wed Sep 12, 2012 1:35 pm
 
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Re: Your favorite SEGA Console

Genesis/Megadrive easily.
Never had a Saturn, but I've looked through its library of games many times, and there are still only a scant few gems that really catch my attention. And the Dreamcast is great, and has a few of the greatest exclusives ever, but I think the system gets built-up a little too much by "cult" gamers these days as some kind of golden shining moment in gaming history, going on about some kind of nonexistent "cohesion" between the various Sega-made games in its library and whatnot. But at the end of the day, I just see it as another gaming console with only a small few games that truly appeal to me. Granted, some of those games are among the greatest ever made, but the amount of them is far too small for me to give much credit to the DC itself.

The Genesis is pure gold, though. The original Sonic games are near perfection, and the system is home to a huge host of brilliantly fun titles.
Rocket Knight Adventures, Ranger X, Shining Force, Wings of Wor, Comix Zone, Gunstar Heroes, Flashback, Shinobi III, Bonanza Brothers, Target Earth, Landstalker, Phantasy Star series, Alisia Dragoon, Beyond Oasis, Rolling Thunder series, Uncharted Waters and New Horizons... the list goes on and on.
So many games with so few negative points to them.
More than almost any other era of gaming, the 16-bit era was all about good, simple fun . And the Genesis/MD was absolutely exemplary of that.
by OL
Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:10 pm
 
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Re: Last thing you bought

Dorian wrote: Do we seriously have a convo about being in awe because of a fridge?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB7asgcOXB4[/youtube]

Better than complaining about a Final Fantasy characters underwear.
by Bluecast
Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:17 pm
 
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

Segata Sanshiro Jr. wrote: Went to a friends house and sang the promise on a table. There was no rock band, only Chrono Trigger.

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by Bluecast
Sun Sep 16, 2012 3:47 am
 
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Re: Gaming thoughts of the day

Bluecast wrote: So I played the demo for Binary Domain.


I...I..liked...playing a shooter........


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by Segata Sanshiro Jr.
Sun Sep 16, 2012 3:36 am
 
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

I would still ride the life outta her though
by Peter
Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:36 pm
 
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