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Re: The Elder Scrolls

Finally found out how to get married and I was wondering at first who to pick. The prospecting trader at Whiterun? The farmer at Windhelm? But in the end, it could only be one choice. I chose...Lydia. My housecarl. My swordmaiden. She's been with me for the majority of the journey. She's climbed the highest mountains, slain the fiercest dragons and wields an axe better than anyone I know. Skyrim weddings are fast too, holy crap. You think a Vegas wedding is short, try gettng married in Riften, you'll be married in less than a minute. I took a photo of the happy couple.

http://thumbnails81.imagebam.com/20892/796ff7208911648.jpg

*sniff* So beautiful. Look at that loving expression on her face. That's a look that says, "Do you want me to carry those dragon scales for you?"
by Tuffty
Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:44 pm
 
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Re: Final Fantasy

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FFIV DS has some of the best art in the series. Just bought it the other day, might start it tonight.
by Henry Spencer
Mon Sep 03, 2012 4:00 pm
 
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Post a pic of what you expected a member to look like.

Me first:

Dorian - I've seen the pics (lol) but I expected Dorian to look like this...

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by QWERTY
Mon Sep 03, 2012 4:26 pm
 
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Re: Post a pic of what you expected a member to look like.

I was scared when I saw who posted this topic (though when I saw part of the title way back on the main forum screen, I guessed the rest anyway! ;-)) that I'd be first. Now I've posted first, I've asked for it. Like sitting front row at a Frankie Boyle or Jimmy Carr gig, then getting up for a piss...

Haha! Nah I didn't really know what to expect with you really, maybe something like...

http://www.marry-an-ugly-millionaire-online-dating-agency.com/images/butt-ugly-man-woman-girls.jpg

Dont hotlink images. Upload them to a hosting site, the link them. Cheers

I don't want to clutter up my photobucket account with mingin' old hags or ugly fat dudes. They're both from social networking sites so they won't care, and if they do then they'll block it.
by QWERTY
Mon Sep 03, 2012 4:37 pm
 
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Re: Post a pic of what you expected a member to look like.

Peter wrote:RIKU

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You should know I wear SuperDry over Puma.
by Riku Rose
Mon Sep 03, 2012 6:38 pm
 
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Re: Gaming thoughts of the day

Honestly Dorian you say you don't complain about everything but since you came back a day or two ago all you have done is complain about games. Even Yakuza you said you like but have said about 20 times that it's unplayable. FFS give it a rest. If you don't like a game fair enough state your case but every time there is a new trailer or someone says something we don't need to hear it again.
by Riku Rose
Tue Sep 04, 2012 3:29 pm
 
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Re: Gaming thoughts of the day

The fact is I can't ignore it. All topics turn into is people arguing with you over something pathetic because you keep going on about it. As I said feel free to say that you don't like a game but 10 posts on how you think the new MGS sucks because Kojima sucks at writing isn't needed. You got your point across at first and some people disagree.
http://i.imgur.com/u3Z1y.jpg .
by Bluecast
Tue Sep 04, 2012 4:20 pm
 
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Re: Gaming thoughts of the day

It's not constructive when your sig says you hate everything and that people who don't "see what Dorian See's" is an idiot. It's one thing to dislike something it's another to base your life on hatred and if they don't agree with me they are idiots and wrong.
by Bluecast
Tue Sep 04, 2012 4:31 pm
 
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Re: Gaming thoughts of the day

Nope. Stop it. Let's laugh. Here.

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by KiBa
Tue Sep 04, 2012 4:35 pm
 
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Re: Gaming thoughts of the day

It's a public board and I will say what I want and when I want no matter if somebody likes it or not. I wouldn't be friends with people who can't indulge in constructive criticisms just because they like something that I dislike. Compromising because others think differently is pathetic. You're also being as selfish as Ryudo. You really can't understand that somebody might be equally pissed by your carefree posts about each game you play. Your idea of social interaction is a childish one, the kind of interaction between a school bully and those who he keeps on a leash made of fear.

I'm all for debates on this forum it was one of the reasons I so badly wanted Clint and Martin back.

What I'm saying is we don't need to hear the same reason over and over again. About 4 years ago at work my friends would talk about CoD for hours on end. At first I just said I wasn't really into the game and said why. Every time they talked about it from then on I wouldn't butt in and say why I dislike it again. I'd let them talk and enjoy themselves since at the end of the day it's just rude.

Oblivion and Skyrim are games that I have no interest in and from every trailer I have seen I find things I don't like the look of. When someone made the thread I simply said I wasn't impressed and left it at that. The main reason being that maybe someone could tell me why I should be. Now every time a trailer got posted I wouldn't say how it looks like shit again since people already know I don't care for it. It just comes across as rude and ruins the topic for the other people.

Now it is different if when FFXV comes out and people have played it to debate on it. OL may say it's the best FF game ever while Clint feels it has a poor story compared to others. They are keeping the topic going and bringing up points rather then just stating that the director is talentless non stop.

There is a fine line between debating and being a douche to those who want to talk about a topic.
by Riku Rose
Tue Sep 04, 2012 4:43 pm
 
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Re: Gaming thoughts of the day

Remember when the arguing on here used to be entertaining ? I couldn't even be arsed readin all of that. You all need to stop bein so boring and post something legitimately funny if you're gonna bash eachother. At least then it's a little more acceptable.

Oh, and btw Dorian, I'm the only person on this planet who's right 100% of the time, and I disagree with the above post. Therefore, you are wrong.
by MiTT3NZ
Tue Sep 04, 2012 6:53 pm
 
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Re: Gaming thoughts of the day

Well, I learned some valuable life lessons today. Thanks for the philosophy, everyone.
by Henry Spencer
Tue Sep 04, 2012 7:06 pm
 
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Re: Gaming thoughts of the day

Dorian wrote: The only thing that I can honesty say I've learned in this world is this:

On my headstone it'll be written
"Life is hard even if you cheat"


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by QWERTY
Tue Sep 04, 2012 7:14 pm
 
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Re: Gaming thoughts of the day

So, about them videogames.

Pretty fun stuff last I heard about them.
by Kenny
Tue Sep 04, 2012 10:36 pm
 
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Re: Something Cool you saw today

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The curled fingers of a statue remain at the Temple of Hercules in Jordan, relics of the ancient Roman reign.
by Peter
Thu Sep 06, 2012 7:35 pm
 
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Anti-jokes

Write here your best anti-jokes, if not; we will not read your best anti-jokes.

A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.

Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar, sit at the end and start having some drinks. Two hours later, they come out with a better understanding of each other and a mutual respect, the beginnings of a friendship that lasts a lifetime.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks 6 Newcastle Brown Ales, 4 shots of Jack Daniels, hits on the waitress unsuccessfully, takes his wedding ring off, tries again and fails, drinks 3 more shots, drives home, beats his daughter for coming home late, and cries himself to sleep realizing that he hates his life.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies: "I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
by QWERTY
Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:01 am
 
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Re: Anti-jokes

Two Alsatians meet in the waiting room at the vets. Their interaction is confined to barking, growling and circling around trying to sniff each other's anuses.

A man was on his way to the butchers to buy meat. Halfway there, he realised he needed bread too and stopped at the bakery first.

A bar man notices a talking horse entering the bar, the barman is terrified and ducks behind the counter, clutching a baseball bat. He fumbles for his mobile to call his wife. He is having a psychotic episode due to a medical history of schizophrenia.
by QWERTY
Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:20 am
 
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Re: Anti-jokes

Kock knock
Whos there
Boo
Boo who?
Why are you crying?
Because i dont understand the joke
by Peter
Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:11 am
 
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Re: The alcohol thread

Working in the industry and being Irish, alcoholism isnt talked about much. Its a weak word and a taboo subject. You can never drink enough in this country. I myself have dabbled in it though i am not too sure what actually classes as being an alcoholic. I assume its the dependancy aspect that determines its meaning, so its all a question if you need alcohol to function in day to day life.

I was drinking every night over the summer. I only drink beer now, and sometimes the occasional Guinness or 12 year malt. But 90% beer only. I am not a spirit, wine, cider or alchopop drinker. But with having a 6pk of beer every night, my body tolerance level for alcohol rose, and it only became apparent that i was drinking every night to help put me to sleep. I cut that down to weekends, and now since i am in 12 weeks training for Australia, i am off alcohol completely. Well like i say i am Irish, so i am not off it completely. Its in our blood to drink.

Look at the end of the day, we all only live once. If you wanna have a drink at any time or any place, then have one. As long as it doesn't consume you, and become a necessity to live. It may not be healthy, but sure everything is bad for you these days. Oh and Kenny, dont listen to me, i talk shite sometimes. Guinness Draught is fine. But outside of Ireland the quality drops significantly.
by Peter
Thu Sep 06, 2012 7:15 pm
 
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

Peter wrote: In Shenmue II its pronounced "woodoo", but on the boards i read Wude as "wood" :lol:


I read it as Jonathan Woss saying rude.
by QWERTY
Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:49 am
 
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Re: Anti-jokes

Ryu, all you're doing is baiting him. Its exactly the same as flaming and trolling.
by Kenny
Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:01 pm
 
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Re: Anti-jokes

Ahem, an Irishman walks out of a bar.
by Yokosuka Martian
Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:13 pm
 
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Re: Anti-jokes

What's green and if it falls out a tree can kill you?
A snooker table.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?
She had no arms.

Why did the boy fall off the bike?
He had a fridge thrown at him.
by Riku Rose
Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:51 pm
 
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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

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by Who Really Cares?
Fri Sep 07, 2012 3:40 pm
 
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

They're both sith. :lol:
by Kenny
Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:39 pm
 
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

We don't have to wait several months on a list to have surgery or see a specialist. (unless you need a transplant they don't have for you yet)

Canada has the same healthcare you guys do, and they come here for surgery a lot. A lot of Americans go to Canada for prescriptions but they come here for surgery.

This is partly bullshit though. The NHS is often actually very fast. If you have cancer (as my father did), you will get a consultation with a specialist within 2 weeks, and a surgery very soon after if it's needed (again, as my father did). Don't believe all the anti propaganda.

And anyway, if you have the money then you can go private. But when all healthcare is private, what the F**k are you going to do when your out of luck and you have no money to cover the cost's? Die? F**k that.

Might as well become a communism

:lol: hilarious.
by mue 26
Fri Sep 07, 2012 3:08 pm
 
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

I don't get it when people say the British healthcare system is bad.

It's fucking brilliant, walk in world class healthcare with no bill at the end. They saved my small nephews life plus I have got my moneys worth. It's funny how people think it's commy, it really isn't like that.

Plus we can have private healthcare he if we want it.
by lavrentis
Fri Sep 07, 2012 3:47 pm
 
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Re: The alcohol thread

Where I work, people frequently talk about getting wanting to get as absolutely drunk as possible, I feel sad for those people, since that's their very existence and that's literally all they talk about. I mean, I can understand wanting to go out for a drink to relax or just getting themselves drunk at a party of some kind, it happens, but to actively seek out a lifestyle that involves nothing but getting drunk? Pathetic existence. Like southcarmain and a couple of others on here, I don't drink, but when I do, it's normally a cider I'll go for. It tastes good and is still to this day, the only alcoholic drink I can safely say that about. When I was in college, I used to go out and get drunk all of the time, but realised it was a bit of a useless exercise that resulted in nothing but pain the next day and that was not enjoyable. And having seen the effects alcohol has had on people, it was enough to put me off. So yeah, I don't go out of my way to drink myself to oblivion like others where I am, do.

I'm in the middle of this. Everyone I work with always go to the same fucking dive, every weekend, without fail. This is why they think I'm unsociable. The reason why I don't go there is because it's a cheap dive. I would much rather pay the extra on each drink to be in a much more pleasant atmosphere than be surrounded by similar reprobates that want to get as pissed as possible quicker than anyone else. Don't get me wrong, I like, nay love getting pissed, but I think the main thing about it is the journey there. I like to remember all the conversations I have with people and all the anecdotes that I have exchanged. I'm lucky in that the friends I have outside of work are exactly the same as me, and that is why we can drink through to the next to day on the majority of times because a: I always find them interesting (and vice versa) and b: they're fackin' heavyweights (but without being complete cunts).
by QWERTY
Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:07 pm
 
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Re: Anti-jokes

Its ok, baby, its ok, give daddy a big hug.

Now, lets just pretend we're back on the top half of page 1 again.

A baby walks into a bar, the baby dies of a concussion.
by Segata Sanshiro Jr.
Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:35 pm
 
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Re: Anti-jokes

A man goes to the doctors and says "doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains" and the doctor replies "well I'm afraid that is irrelevent now, you have approximately 24 hours to live."
by QWERTY
Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:40 pm
 
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Re: Anti-jokes

A man goes to the doctors and says "doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains" and the doctor replies "well I'm afraid that is irrelevent now, you have approximately 24 hours to live."

A priest, a rabbi and an imam are on a crashing plane, they decide to jump out as a test of faith. They all die painfully.
by Segata Sanshiro Jr.
Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:43 pm
 
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Re: Anti-jokes

What's the worst thing about three black guys driving off of a cliff?
They were my friends.
by QWERTY
Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:45 pm
 
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Re: Anti-jokes

QWERTY™ wrote: What's the worst thing about three black guys driving off of a cliff?
They were my friends.


Three Cherokee boys are talking to their father. they ask him how he decided their names. He tells them he named them after the white men that raped their mother.
by Segata Sanshiro Jr.
Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:49 pm
 
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Re: Anti-jokes

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her drug habit.'
by QWERTY
Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:52 pm
 
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Re: Anti-jokes

A man is sitting down with his daughter on his lap. He mentions she has gotten heavier, so she becomes bulimic.
by Segata Sanshiro Jr.
Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:00 pm
 
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Re: Anti-jokes

A man goes to the doctor for a colonoscopy, the doctor rapes him and later kills himself.
by Segata Sanshiro Jr.
Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:17 pm
 
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

why do pessimists always try so hard to bring everyone down to their level?

anyway I recently went and dug out my psp and remembered why I had stopped playing it in the first place, the screen has these blue lines that do from top to bottom, it used to go away by applying pressure but that doesn't work anymore unfortunately, anyone got any idea how to fix it?
by south carmain
Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:48 pm
 
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

Who Really Cares? wrote: That KKK pic is fake but still would be an interesting situation.

Yeah, you got me. In reality, it was like this:

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by Dorian
Sat Sep 08, 2012 5:19 pm
 
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Re: Gaming thoughts of the day

I think the past few years I have been at my gamer pinnacle. I have been getting so into my games for a while now, where i used to kind of rush through them. I am actually a completion-ist now. And the game that started it all? Persona 3 FES, even though I didnt actually beat it. That game had so many choices and things you could set up outside of your party members for battle purposes and people to see and raise your social link with, and I was so intruiged to explore what the game had to offer. Then about a year later Another game came along that I got sucked into again and that was Fable Lost Chapters on xbox, I just had to do everything there was in that game, even got the frying pan with the 6 slots. And ever since then its like every game I have just played the crap out of. I mean I spent 100 hours between yakuza 1 and 2 for christs sake another honorable mention from last year that threw me back into gaming was Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky, I was clutching my PSP for that game. Maybe I am just side quest happy, maybe I am just more devoted to games now that I am older, I am not sure but my love for gaming has re-sparked, despite the fact that I dont really care much for this gen. I mean I have been wanting to build a gaming PC for months and months and I have decided that it will probably be what i get myself for christmas. Long Live Gaming!
by AnimeGamer183
Sat Sep 08, 2012 9:20 pm
 
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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Who Really Cares? wrote:
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:lol: Webcam of Blue being demoted?
by KiBa
Sun Sep 09, 2012 12:03 pm
 
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