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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

This homeless guy begging for change. He didn't even have any legs!!
by Bastard Yusuke
Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:09 pm
 
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Re: Things that pissed you off

This homeless guy begging for change. Get a real fucking job, stumpy.
by Bastard Yusuke
Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:10 pm
 
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Re: Final Fantasy

Dorian wrote:
OL wrote:Then why are you paying so much attention to it?

I don't put as much attention to it as I do to your ass.


Nice job complimenting his ass. That will show him!!!
by Bastard Yusuke
Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:26 pm
 
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Re: SHENMUE 3 ANNOUNCED FOR PS4 KICKSTARTER!

I just hope it's not a brilliant troll. What if Yu takes the two million and only uses like $1000 to make a game where it's just a screen with Ryo and Shenhua's lifeless skeletons in the cave and you just kind of move the camera around? And then pockets the rest??

Regardless, congrats to everyone. I'm disturbed by all of the ejaculation going on, but after 14 years of blue balls, I'd say it's damn deserved.
by Bastard Yusuke
Mon Jun 15, 2015 11:36 pm
 
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Re: Really hope they can bring back the original English voi

I hope so. Nobody can nail that monotone, robotic voice the way Corey Marshall did. A Ryo Hazuki who shows any emotion whatsoever isn't the real thing.
by Bastard Yusuke
Tue Jun 16, 2015 12:20 pm
 
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Re: Did porn distort your view on how sex should be?

It's distorted my boner into an upright position, and at the end of the day, that's all you can really ask for.
by Bastard Yusuke
Tue Jun 16, 2015 11:57 am
 
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Re: Did Shenmue III reveal make you cry?

A single tear dropped down my eye. A tear that I thereafter sucked back in and shit out. Men don't cry, god damn you
by Bastard Yusuke
Tue Jun 16, 2015 9:50 pm
 
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Re: Random Thoughts

My dog is staring at me right now. I want to put a Ryo Hazuki jacket and bandaid on him to commemorate this momentous occasion. And for the lulz.
by Bastard Yusuke
Tue Jun 16, 2015 12:07 pm
 
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Re: Where are you from?

Shame. I was really looking forward to another eight or nine pages of that.
by Bastard Yusuke
Thu Jun 18, 2015 1:45 am
 
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Re: New Members Introduce Yourself!

Don't think I won't cut you Rika.
by Bastard Yusuke
Sat Jun 20, 2015 9:06 pm
 
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Re: New Members Introduce Yourself!

Rika wrote: I'm new here! So, hi everyone who has been here for years before me.

I'm from IL, I'm 23 years old, and I love Shenmue. :D


Any relation to Riku? Either way, give me your purse.
by Bastard Yusuke
Sat Jun 20, 2015 8:54 pm
 
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Re: The reunion topic.

Fuck Hellraiser???
by Bastard Yusuke
Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:17 pm
 
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Re: 3 Wishes

Well, after seeing how horny he is, I don't think there's any way I could, in good conscience, not use all three of my wishes to get OL laid.
by Bastard Yusuke
Thu Aug 13, 2015 11:26 am
 
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Re: 3 Wishes

I might also use one of them to give him AIDS, too, of course. But that would just be for the lulz.
by Bastard Yusuke
Thu Aug 13, 2015 11:28 am
 
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