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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

lol, clash like Titans. More like two flies.
by MiTT3NZ
Sat Sep 22, 2012 12:49 pm
 
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Re: What Game/Games Are You Currently Playing?

All sports games should release a game ever 2-3 years, do shitloads of DLC for peeps who wanna keep up to date n shit, and leave enough time to make vast improvements per game. In an ideal world.
by MiTT3NZ
Fri Sep 21, 2012 9:13 am
 
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Re: Is this a good PC?

It's not so much as em bein fitted like that, more like the cables are all bunched up in the way. It's almost as if they purposely make it a pain in the arse for you. Don't worry though, it's easily sorted out. Just don't be afraid to crack open your computer. People treat em like they're proper delicate n shit, but they ain't.

Most of it's pretty straight-forward, and you learn through findin the right connections (the process is practically like those shape-fittin toys for babies n toddlers) It'll take some intentional effort to break summat, so the most damage you'll possibly do is not plug something back in right. Even then, you just open it back up n correct the mistake.

Don't be afraid of cables either, they ain't gonna snap or owt. You gotta remember that all this shit is designed to withstand this kinda shit. Just trust me, open up your computer, take a few pictures, and tell me where you reckon the card's gonna go and if there's owt in the way. If you wanna upgrade this thing now n in the future, you're gonna have to learn how.
by MiTT3NZ
Mon Sep 24, 2012 6:19 am
 
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Re: Billie Joe Armstrong losing his cool.

That's rock artists for you... That self-righteous feeling of entitlement. Been around since 88? What, so that means you're above Usher? Not only is Usher more relevant to modern day Popular Music, he's more relevant in his own genre than Green Day are in theirs. Arrogant cunts. I hate Bieber, but even I'd buzz if he just came out n bullied the fuck out of him now. Make-up wearing hippie twat.
by MiTT3NZ
Mon Sep 24, 2012 6:42 am
 
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Re: TWITTER

Yeah, but it's still a shit name for a football team. I know you're all a little (l)imp wrist in Lincoln (see what I did there? And you could actually use "The Lincoln Limp Wrists" too!), but Jesus Christ, it sounds more like the name for an online chess team. Change the name mate, for everyone's sakes.
by MiTT3NZ
Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:32 am
 
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Re: Games you periodically re-visit

Shenmue, Sonic Adventure, Pokemon Red, GTA: SA, the Splinter Cell games, Age of Empires II, Football Manager series, FIFA series, Fable series... basically any game I consider to be a favourite I'll revisit.
by MiTT3NZ
Tue Sep 25, 2012 1:49 pm
 
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Re: Promotional marketing idea's for Shenmue HD

Their? THEIR? IT'S FUCKING THERE!!!
by MiTT3NZ
Sat Sep 15, 2012 4:00 am
 
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Re: Cyberpunk 2077, CD Projekt's new project (no pun intende




I hate that topic with a passion. Too broad a spectrum for it's existence to be justified. It's like a single topic for video games on a technology forum.
by MiTT3NZ
Sat Oct 20, 2012 8:52 pm
 
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Re: Hitman Series

I dunno about DTR or Turok, but I've played the demo for BD, and whilst it has some nice elements that would specifically work for single player, the multiplayer for that seems natural. Especially considering it's a cover-shooter. One thing in particular that would work well for BD Online (if it isn't already) is taking your team and going toe-to-toe with another person's team. The idea would be that your standing with your team in Single Player would run parallel to Multiplayer, so it gives you the incentive to build up as much trust (or whatever) throughout the campaign if you're to be successful online.

Anyway, I wasn't aiming that at you OL, it's something that I see a lot of on the internet, and your mention of it just reminded me that it's summat I wanted to discuss on here (albeit, shoulda done it in the GTOTD topic) Still, I would welcome an online multiplayer Hitman in that you have to assassinate your opponent in a certain way, whilst at the same time avoiding your persuer (basically, AC's idea, but more fleshed out) Disguises, size of the map, and number of unique NPCs would make for a brilliant online gaming experience, and one that I'd probably play over and over again til my eyes bleed.
by MiTT3NZ
Fri Sep 28, 2012 2:26 pm
 
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Re: Hitman Series

Is it me, or does this just feel like a conversation between us three?
by MiTT3NZ
Fri Sep 28, 2012 3:32 pm
 
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Re: The Fable Series

Nah, I reckon peeps are too harsh when it comes to Fable. They moan about what it should be rather than appreciating what it is... just a simplistic game to run through. I like challenging games, love my stealth shit, but sometimes I just wanna hack n slash through hordes with a little RPG element to it and a decent enough story. The Fable series has never set the industry alight, but it's enjoyable enough for me to like it, and that's all that matters really. If I wanted more in-depth gameplay, I'd play another game.
by MiTT3NZ
Tue Sep 25, 2012 3:07 pm
 
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Re: TWITTER

Yeah, just been PMin Riku about our next bullying strategy... Simple thing is, you're saying it's useless, which isn't an opinion, it's just flat out wrong, and you're calling people who use it sheep. Again, wrong. If anything, that's just generalising everyone, and pretty much insulting half the peeps on here.

The worst thing is how you've been the reason behind many a locked topic, be it by your own mouse when you were a member of staff, or by baiting and stirring the pot. It's not on mate, coz plenty of topics are gettin derailed by you, and you need to cut it out, coz in spite of shit that's gone down over the last couple of years, you can be a brilliant contributor when you want to be.
by MiTT3NZ
Fri Sep 28, 2012 5:04 pm
 
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Re: TWITTER

Celebrities reaching out to their fans, networking to boost business, posting news? Very useless...
by MiTT3NZ
Fri Sep 28, 2012 4:15 pm
 
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Re: TWITTER

Yeah, all celebs have someone post for them... And they never give out info like tour dates, up-to-date-by-the-second news of who they're working with for their new album, or interesting facts or opinions about their current or previous work.

Yet another invalid opinion from anti-mainstreamists who look down their noses on anything popular. I'm sure a person who starts topics titled "Dev Comment of the Day" and "Gaming Thoughts of the Day" would have no interest in such a site...
by MiTT3NZ
Fri Sep 28, 2012 4:31 pm
 
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Re: Your personal saddest moments in Gaming *SPOILERS*

Being forced to kill in Conviction.
by MiTT3NZ
Fri Sep 28, 2012 4:27 pm
 
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Re: What Game/Games Are You Currently Playing?

No, no, no, no, youz have got it all wrong. The industry's biggest problem, that thing that it's missing is REAL FUCKING STEALTH GAMES. I still feel cheated about bein tricked into buyin Assassin's Creed coz it was billed as a stealth game (despite lovin it)

The only time I wanna feel invincible in a game is when I'm Batman, Duke Nukem, or Sonic after just poppin the relevant pod/TV. And quit it with the constant checkpoints, I want a sense of peril when playin games, not "oh well, I'll just reload from my checkpoint five seconds back", they're makin games too easy so there's relatively little challenge anymore (also one of the main reasons online gaming has taken over this gen)

I'm playin Deus Ex: HR right now on Give Me Deus Ex, and it's just too easy. I've won every trophy and award possible on FM 2012 for the last two seasons runnin. I only ever died on RDR by accidentally jumpin off a cliff or goin too far into water. They're just too much of a breeze.

I remember gettin frustrated as fuck on the final level on Sonic 1 for the MS, no rings, three lives, one hit and I'm dead, no saves. It was tense as fuck, and you'd have to keep it turned on overnight if you want another crack at it. That shit was challengin. Nowadays, the only ones that do pose any sort of challenge are either too unappealing or absolute shite. They need to take that same shit and inject it into games that people actually give a damn about.
by MiTT3NZ
Fri Sep 21, 2012 8:44 am
 
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Re: Sega sure seems to really be popping them out now

Besides that, they know that almost everyone who liked Shenmue still owns a copy coz we're all sad cunts with no lives who can't let go. And they probably saw us type "fuck SEGA" over the whole thing so many times that they're thinkin "well fuck you too, skint arse fanboys....."

Or they should, at least.
by MiTT3NZ
Sun Sep 30, 2012 11:30 am
 
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

"No Idea's Original
There's nothin new under the sun
It's never what you do but how it's done"
by MiTT3NZ
Sun Sep 30, 2012 4:21 pm
 
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Re: Gaming thoughts of the day

Dorian, serious question. Most of your discussions as of late just seem to involve copying and pasting. I gotta ask, when asked something in person, do you feel the urge to make the finger movements for "ctrl+V"?

Disclaimer: In the event that this post is accused of derailing the topic, it blatantly isn't a serious question.
by MiTT3NZ
Sun Sep 30, 2012 7:11 pm
 
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Re: Gaming thoughts of the day

Dorian, serious question. Most of your discussions as of late just seem to involve copying and pasting. I gotta ask, when asked something in person, do you feel the urge to make the finger movements for "ctrl+V"?

Disclaimer: In the event that this post is accused of derailing the topic, it blatantly isn't a serious question.
As usual, you have no idea what you're talking about.

Have you got a GIF that involves someone leaving a room? I'd like you to post it on my behalf to represent your sense of humour. Or a simple picture of an empty room should suffice. It'd probably be more accurate too.
by MiTT3NZ
Sun Sep 30, 2012 7:33 pm
 
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Re: My first ever post on the Dojo...

...I can't seem to find my first account. Must've been deleted. Anyway, here's my first posts from my following accounts:

First of all, it's good to be back. Even though I know none o yasll remember me...

Anyway, here's why it's gonna be NiGHTS for the Wii:

- Condemned may have a loyal fanbase, but the game hasn't reached cult status. I think it's safe to say that that's what they were getting at with the announcement.
- Ever since Sonic Adventure, SEGA have been throwing NiGHTS a cameo appearance here and there. Now that a console's out of the perfect fit for the style of gameplay (the Wii if you're a bit blazed), they know it's time.
- Shenmue III is too big for SEGA to handle yet, let alone tease a very angry crowd about. They need to really get back to the very top of the pack (and I mean financially) before they can cope with both 3 & Online.
- Plus, with the development of Shenmue Online, there may have to be changes made to the remaining... what is it? 12 chapters? Anyway, point is, Yu may be re-writing it to fit in with Shenmue's online world, which would mean we'd have to wait 'til it's finished. And we don't even know if he'd finished writing the whole thing anyway.

However, looking at the Shenmue Online trailer, it is obvious that Suzuki has developed the story a lot more, and may have got carried away to the point of thinkin "fuck it, I love it, they want it, let's do it". Hopefully the child inside him has kicked him in de nuuuttzz, and the man inside him has realised just how much power he has at SEGA and decided to do something about it.

I do believe looking at Shenmue Online that it is the right time for Shenmue III, but that could just be coz I'm like you lot and feel a gapin hole in my heart where the next installment should fit.

Despite puttin the downer on youz though, I'm gonna stay optimistic in my heart, but be a very realistic pessimist in my mind.

EDIT: ...or who knows? Maybe it could be an unexpected game like Sonic Adventure 3. Now that would be good if they really put their mind to it...

Just subtitles.

Sorry munichs, you lose.

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You make me sad. :(

Hip-Hop

Birty2k: First person I ever spoke to on here, and appropriately so considering the guy's a Blue . Just such a shame the guy's from bleedin Ashton...

Clint: The Dojo Muscle, and guaranteed to out-shout you in an argument.

Erin: She gave us the lump of turd that is Shenmue Zero, but she's still cool.

FRAISER: The straight man to my act. Couldn't have become such a character without him. You'd be surprised to know that he's actually an alright guy. And still sane too.

GREATMADMAN: Possibly the only moderator on this whole site that takes his position seriously. If he wasn't such an advocate of the BNP, I'd be okay with the guy having power.

Hazuki Legend: The one guy who you know you can party with. The only thing is, between the hottie and the uggo, guaranteed this guy will be the one who gets the hottie.

Henry Spencer: Dude's so laid back it's a joke. He's just that guy who's always sat on the settee, not always paying attention, but always noticed.

Joe Pesci: Who could ever forget this guy? His name is perfect. Just like that scene with Joe Pesci in Goodfellas. He'll bully the fuck outta you. He'll make you feel uneasy, insecure, and ready to jump on the suicide train, but at the end of the day, he's just fuckin wit ya!

Kenny: The Dojo Spielberg. Still awaiting his big-screen adaptation of the Shenmue Dojo.

K i b a : Similar to Joe Pesci, but he won't insult you. No. He'll insult your beliefs. He's a Christian with an Atheist mentality. Yet, again, he's just fucking wit ya! Or is he...? Oh, and no one can write a post longer than his.

Kiyuu: The Sensei of the Dojo. Nobody is more knowledgeable on the game that brought us together. Sometimes I think she is the living embodiment of Suzuki-san's masterpiece.

Martin: Rarely puts in an appearance, but when he does, he always has something worthwhile to say. I actually rate him as the smartest dude on here, as he's got that perfect blend of intelligence and common sense, and both come in high doses. Man, if I were a faggot...

NeoShredder: First guy I had a flame battle with. Not surprising really, considering I had a chav-esque photo for my profile picture, and he was - and still is - Daniel Radcliffe's stand-in for the Harry Potter films.

Orange Lightning : When we move, this guy needs a custom profile. He deserves it. His subtle, loveable arrogance is something that this place can't live without.

Riku: Cool kid. If I ever had to take on a protege, I reckon I'd pick this guy. He has a lot of potential.

Ryudo : What can I say? The dude pretty much owns the Dojo, whether you like him or not.

SpringChick : Never really interacted with my Technicolour Sister too much, but she's cool. Plus, we don't have many girls on here, so let's thank fuck for the fact that she's a hottie.

Yusuke: Haven't know the kid too long, but he's still a legend by default. He's the kinda character that certifies a forum as a haven.

TEEPO: A legend before my time. Can't believe I was ready to go text toe to toe text with him.

VGAce: The last of the (actual) moderators. Took his job even more seriously than GREATMADMAN. Never liked the guy, but he deserves a shout-out in the wake of his extinction.
by MiTT3NZ
Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:59 pm
 
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Re: soccer

Hilarious. I remember on Title Day last season, he said that all games should finish at the same time.
by MiTT3NZ
Sun Sep 30, 2012 11:22 am
 
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

Had to do that myself last year. Took fucking ages. I said I'd do the same for my missus, then opened up a massive fuck off folder full of cluttered files and stupid arse names for some Wigan Pier dance music n shit. Fuck. That.
by MiTT3NZ
Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:27 pm
 
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Re: This Gen is in the twilight so it's time to reflect

The Wii only 'won' on sales because of blind purchases. Nearly everyone I know owns a Wii, and none of them use it, whilst they're constantly on their PS3s n 360s. Nintendo may (have) pose(d) a threat in the "console war", but as far as games go, they're more likely to be purchased on an Xbox or PlayStation.
by MiTT3NZ
Tue Oct 02, 2012 4:53 am
 
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Re: Next Xbox news

I don't give a fuck if it was announced tonight, I'm gonna continue to deny it out of fear that my 360 will overhear, go all suicidal, and make me shell out for another one.

But yeah, I know it's comin soon. 343 practically said that Halo 5 will be a launch title and Halo 4's gonna be the 360's swan song. What really pissed me off about them is that they were saying that Halo 4 will reach the pinnacle of the 360's capabilities. So, what, they're just gonna reach the peak of the console's performance and then that's it? No barriage of immense games, just half-arsed shit churned out while everyone focusses on next gen? Dick eds.
by MiTT3NZ
Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:43 am
 
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Re: Gaming thoughts of the day

DLC's actually one of my favourite things this gen. Always loved expansion packs, and it's about time it went mainstream with consoles.
by MiTT3NZ
Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:53 pm
 
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Re: Gaming thoughts of the day

Tbh Axm, I'm with Bluecast and Dorian on this one. They're pretty blatant examples of the average consumer, and therefore must be correct.
by MiTT3NZ
Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:07 pm
 
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Re: This Gen is in the twilight so it's time to reflect

Online Activity on Current Gen vs Sales Figures and Projected Sales Figures of Next Gen will dictate it. Mark my words...

...with tippex if I'm wrong.
by MiTT3NZ
Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:35 pm
 
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

As much as I'd love that to change, the cliched saying is true 90% of the time. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. That goes for any form of power. And you really can't expect that 10% to be able to run a country, as the majority would just be pussies anyway.

So long as we aren't being executed, downtrodden, or left vulnerable to attacks from other nations, a government has got the basic principles right. Revolution is a word that's thrown around a lot on the internet, but it'd take something huge and quite blatantly noticeable to warrant revolution.
by MiTT3NZ
Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:19 am
 
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

A revolution? And change what?
by MiTT3NZ
Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:04 am
 
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Re: Hitman Series

Absentia wrote: WTF!? He's bald now?!?


Innit, not at all happy with all the changes they're making...
by MiTT3NZ
Thu Oct 04, 2012 1:54 pm
 
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Re: Sega sure seems to really be popping them out now

Let's have it right though, Shenmue failed coz the Dreamcast failed. What was it, 2 copies needed to be bought by every Dreamcast owner to turn a profit? Then they made silly decisions with Shenmue II and marketing both games.

We give Shenmue a lot of shit for not bein profitable or whatever, but when intentionally setting out to build a brand new franchise, it's silly for anyone to expect an immediate return. It's a long-term investment.
by MiTT3NZ
Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:04 am
 
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Re: Gaming thoughts of the day

lol, why the fuck are you gettin so pissed off about bein called a Nintendo fanboy? You're blatantly a Wii fanboy in the very least.

Peeps used to take the piss about me bein a Batman fanboy n I don't give two shits. Why? Coz if I like summat, I like it. I ain't gonna be pissed off for people recognising that fact.

You need to chill out a second, call a surgeon, and ask if there's anything he can do about removing your head from your arse so you can get back to playing Wii games and defending Nintendo.
by MiTT3NZ
Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:38 pm
 
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Re: Facebook

Your? YOUR? IT'S FUCKING YOU'RE!!!
by MiTT3NZ
Fri Oct 05, 2012 6:54 pm
 
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Re: Gaming thoughts of the day

I'm not a Wii or Nintendo fanboy. Manny his fave system this gen is wii does that make him a fanboy? So just because Some one likes the Wii over 360 & PS3 makes them a fanboy? Is that the popular thing now? Fuck off with that bullshit. FUCK. I worked to hard to get rid of the OLD image. If you really knew me which you don;t you'd know I'm a much bigger SEGA fan than anything.
I'm a Sonic fanbooy,A TMNT,Star Trek fanboy but as for gaming. I'm just simply a gaming fantatic and go where the games are. Not where the console is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPIsTKpAoE4
by MiTT3NZ
Fri Oct 05, 2012 6:20 pm
 
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Re: Gaming thoughts of the day

Yeah, but why do you care so much? We're callin you a fanboy coz you leap to it's defence, it's not an insult, it's not trolling, and we're not weighing up your level of bias between video game companies ffs, stop takin shit to the extreme. Do you honestly not see how ridiculous it is?
by MiTT3NZ
Fri Oct 05, 2012 7:12 pm
 
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Re: A Good Day to Die Hard

Without doubt my favourite film series. Thought 4.0 got a lotta shit, but I liked it, and it didn't get as sucked into usual formula as the second did. Defo lookin forward to this. Although I miss McClane's receding hairline...
by MiTT3NZ
Fri Oct 05, 2012 6:24 pm
 
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Re: Sony suing Jerry Lambert AKA Kevin Butler

Share the wealth n buy me one. Still wanna play the Uncharted games, and despite the negatives, Heavy Rain's a game I've gotta try out.


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Sony fanboy...
by MiTT3NZ
Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:37 pm
 
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

Fuck, Kenny needs his own topic.
by MiTT3NZ
Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:43 pm
 
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Re: TMNT 2012 Episode 1 & 2

Booyakasha in place of cowabunga... no thanks. Cringe levels are slightly too high, otherwise I woulda given it a chance.
by MiTT3NZ
Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:14 am
 
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Re: More Sega games coming to XBLA

Yeah, I was bitterly disappointed with it too following years of wanting to play it. Apparently, it was just a little side project using Virtua Fighter's engine that developed into an actual release. Shit, imagine SEGA was that carefree nowadays? We'd be playing Shenmue Party and discussing the new screenshots for Shenmue Online 3...
by MiTT3NZ
Tue Oct 09, 2012 12:26 pm
 
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Re: Gaming thoughts of the day

Dorian wrote:I've just installed Yakuza: Dead Souls. It took exactly 11 minutes and 30 seconds.


Wait... Does that mean... You're wrong?
by MiTT3NZ
Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:02 pm
 
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

I'll be honest, I'd hit it. Once.
by MiTT3NZ
Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:55 pm
 
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

I vote Mr. Burns.
by MiTT3NZ
Wed Oct 10, 2012 1:40 pm
 
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