Wanna hear the amazing joke I made up? You do!? Ok. *ahem* Mozart, Beethoven, and Bach were going to see a movie at the theatre. It was a re-release of an old film; a real classic. However, Bach ended up not being able to go because he was Baroque. You're welcome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYuGRm-6gII
Erik Satie, Claude Debussy and Maurice Ravel walk into a bar. The barman says something in French and they respond, but I don't speak French so I don't know what was funny about that.
Nobuo Uematsu is at a retaurant being served. The waiter walks up to him and ask how he's enjoying his cut of meat to which he replies: ステーキだね。
Thank you thank you. Don't forget to tip your waitress.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKdcjJoXeEY