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Re: BROTHAMITE BROTHAMITE! Ask the wise Brotha fools!

First, a little history. My hair turned grey last year, but premature grey hair runs in the family. But today I was smiling in front of my mirror, when I noticed small wrinkles at the corners of my eyes and around my mouth for the first time. It was literally an overnight transformation from the spring of youth to abject decrepitude.

Brothaman, why have I become mortal?!

Is there anything I can do?

Your in the same boat as me. You not becoming mortal, you're just getting old. :P

I've had a few random stands of grey since high school. It was never noticeable. But last month I had this long grey hair growing out of the side of my head which freaked me out. I plucked it out for now. But I recommend taking some Black Currant oil if it really bothers you. For the wrinkles, I recommend using some Vitamin E oil . But just take care of yourself the best you can. Eat well and get plenty of exercise.
by Brothaman
Sat Oct 06, 2012 9:31 am
 
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Re: BROTHAMITE BROTHAMITE! Ask the wise Brotha fools!

Will Kane ever win the WWE or World Title again or is Glen just going to to be the nice guy still and let the company walk over him as a jobber?

Probably one more time before he retires, I assume. No telling how long that will be though.

If a black guy was literally stealing chicken from me it what be so funny that I would forget to be mad. That sounds like a parody they might do on Boondocks.

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by Brothaman
Sat Oct 06, 2012 11:52 pm
 
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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

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by Brothaman
Sun Oct 14, 2012 1:19 pm
 
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqBW6l42I9s[/youtube]

For the love of God... :suicide:
by Brothaman
Wed Oct 17, 2012 9:27 pm
 
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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_-gwjRBfqg[/youtube]
by Brothaman
Sat Oct 20, 2012 10:32 am
 
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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

College in a nutshell.

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by Brothaman
Fri Oct 26, 2012 9:14 am
 
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Re: What Song Are You Listening To Now?

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by Brothaman
Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:01 pm
 
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Re: The Adventures of Tintin

One time I had an idea to create a CGI animation studio to create photorealitic CGI porn. But then I realize that it's just cheaper to pay whores to fornicate in front of a camera. :P Personally, I think this film would have been better off if they would have done it the old faction way. Or at least use cel shading.
by Brothaman
Mon May 23, 2011 7:50 pm
 
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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Don't give Polar Bears raisins as candy.

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by Brothaman
Sun Nov 04, 2012 9:57 pm
 
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Re: QWERTY's super-happy GIF depository thread

Sponge Bob vs. Power Rangers

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by Brothaman
Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:53 pm
 
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Re: Things That Made You Genuinely Happy Today!

I'm just glad this election is over. \:D/
by Brothaman
Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:51 am
 
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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Justin Bieber in San Andreas.

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by Brothaman
Thu Nov 08, 2012 3:50 pm
 
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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Ok guys, lets chill out here. No need to go any further with this.
by Brothaman
Sat Nov 10, 2012 7:17 pm
 
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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Seriously guys, cut it out. Enough already. Move on.
by Brothaman
Sat Nov 10, 2012 7:49 pm
 
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

^ Look for another fucking job ASAP!
by Brothaman
Sat Nov 10, 2012 10:26 pm
 
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Re: So Im going back to school

And this crap sucks/ I have like zero time to be awesome throughout the week. How the hell did I do this when I was younger?

Oh yea, thats right I got crap grades when I decided I wanted to have a life.

There is not much reason for this topic other than for me to bitch. You guys may post whatever you please. Personally I would like to see images of scantily clad women, but since the junk forum doesn't exist anymore I have no idea how that will fly.

Welcome to my world. Sometimes I feel a bit weird being nearly a decade older than most of the students here. I'm actually a few months older than my economics professor. This guilt thing kinda hinders my mind from macking effectively, like I'm a dirty old man or something. That and this school work load has been kicking my ass. Hopefully my sex life will get back to normal after this semester. :P
by Brothaman
Mon Nov 12, 2012 12:34 pm
 
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Re: Happy Birthday Topic

Never trust a pimp. Especially one who claims to have clean hoes. Fell for it once and now my dick grows mushrooms.

Fuck that, all my hoes clean. My bitches reputation is very important for return customers.

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by Brothaman
Mon Nov 12, 2012 10:43 pm
 
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

^

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by Brothaman
Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:19 pm
 
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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

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by Brothaman
Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:38 pm
 
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Re: The women!

We have a topic with the word "women" in the title and not a picture of a single one. Fuck it...

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by Brothaman
Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:59 pm
 
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Re: The women!

^ Indeed. ;-)

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by Brothaman
Sat Nov 17, 2012 10:32 pm
 
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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Ryudo wrote:
Yokosuka Martian wrote: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OZBk-P4gH4[/youtube] amazing

I'm sure borthaman is dancing with glee how she is helping stereotypes


Exactly, I hope that bitch dies.
by Brothaman
Wed Nov 21, 2012 3:21 pm
 
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

How do you find out if a girl you like is single? Real-life; no internet trickery..

Other than being bold and just asking directly, it's a little tricky. If a woman is in a strong committed relationship, she will find some way to bring up her boyfriend a convo at some point. Especially if she feels you are about to put your bid in with her. If her relationship is kinda stale or shaky, she may never mention her old man. When a woman does this, she is looking for her replacement man/back-up guy. But you may not want a woman on the rebound, they're not usually mental prepared for another relationship (unless you just want a quick lay). I personally recommend being bold and ask her straight forwardly for a date* (don't worry about another man in the picture). Women are use to men being interested in them, so it's not a big deal. And don't be afraid of rejection neither. Look at it as a woman being honest and not wasting your time.

*Women love boldness. Trust me.
by Brothaman
Wed Nov 21, 2012 4:19 pm
 
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Re: BROTHAMITE BROTHAMITE! Ask the wise Brotha fools!

Brothaman, why do the NY Jets suck a sloppy dick so hard?

Good question. Looks like they have gotten stale. Time to blow up and rebuild.

Was I wrong to be violent towards him?

Probably. I'd say making someone "bleed all over his snapback and hightops" just because they were (admittedly rudely) helping themselves to some chicken your fridge, is a major overreaction. Having a word with him probably would have sufficed.

Sorry, he deserved that. I guess that's why he asked me.
by Brothaman
Fri Nov 23, 2012 2:31 pm
 
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Re: BROTHAMITE BROTHAMITE! Ask the wise Brotha fools!

Ryudo wrote:
Segata Sanshiro Jr. wrote: Brothaman, why do the NY Jets suck a sloppy dick so hard?

Tebow sucks,sanchez sucks,Ryan sucks. There you go


While Tebow is crappy, it's not his fault the Jets keep losing. The rest I agree with 100%. Blow the team up and rebuild for the future.
by Brothaman
Fri Nov 23, 2012 9:55 pm
 
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Re: A 60's spiderman thread

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Fri Nov 23, 2012 8:31 pm
 
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Re: A 60's spiderman thread

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by Brothaman
Sat Nov 24, 2012 11:25 am
 
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Re: Unpopular Opinions

Never once said that it was good for black people. A positive coming out of something bad doesn't mean it's implied as good. For example...

A young, wealthy 30 year-old dies a horrible death. Leaves all his money in his will to his uncle, who's about to have his house repossessed. Something good comes out of something awful.

Or historically...

Romans invade Britain, kick our arses up n down the country killin n rapin anythin along the way. We ended up benefiting from their advancements in technology.

Or religiously...

Jesus gets tortured and killed. All sins are forgiven.

Allot more negative things came from slavery than positive.

The event itself is beyond reconciliation, but the results of it help build a better world, believe it or not. If I remember right, that's the whole thing behind the climax of the Watchmen (not that I'm comparing real life to comic books/films... although I did previously mention a religious thing, but still...)

Yes the results help build a better world... that Africans don't even benefit from. SMFH.

No, slavery may not have been 'needed', hell it was never even suggested, but the alternatives could've been far worse. History tends to tell us one thing... Nations like to attack other nations before deciding whether or not "they're cool." Besides that, the idea of slavery was actually kinda stolen from Africa in the first place. And whilst I don't agree with any of the shit (or a lot of what followed), the situation now has spun out of that. Hell, even Blues began due to the slave trade. So whilst it was awful, disgusting, inhumane, etc., can you honestly say that the world would've been a better place if it had never existed?

Actually it was being suggested from what I was reading. And I have no idea where the hell you are getting you historic "facts" from. In Africa, there really were not slaves. Mostly servants, but not the same brutal form of slavery in the US. And fuck yes I can say the world would been allot better without slavery. Black would have been able to contribute to world even more than what we have/do. Music and entertainment is nice, but contribution in science is allot more important.

And you cannot blame the current state of Africa on the slave trade. Certain, and often major parts of Africa's history on a whole remains to this day rather sketchy, because - as Gil Scott-Heron so eloquently and sarcastically stated - "nothin was written down on paper."

Actually, allot was recorded. Paper and writing did come from Africa after all, (even though it will never be accredited). Most of records where destroyed by invaders. But I will give you that slavery itself was not the single thing that did Africa in. Civil wars and drought played a big role too. I can go on, but I see it's kind of pointless. I don't think anybody is a racist or anything, but just completely wrong .
by Brothaman
Sat Nov 24, 2012 6:23 pm
 
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Re: Unpopular Opinions

Mittz said what I was gonna, re: the "what the Romans did for us" argument. Then he said a load of other stuff way better than I would have done. It started before whitey got there though, and still goes on to this day in a handful of those countries.

True.

The slaves that the white man bought were sold to us by blacks themselves, who also profited well from the whole thing. Tribal wars, civil wars, and AIDs IS a problem in some of the countries.

Well in the beginning yes, I have to agree. During the wars in Africa, the captured where traded to Europeans for guns. But eventually Arabs and Europeans did invade and enslave the most habitats and destroyed the infrastructure. So for the ones that did escape and survived, this lead to a never ending grasp for power.

Then there's the occasional news story that pops up every so often about drugged up "zombie" slaves being found by the UN or whoever. It was obviously a very bad thing overall, but I'm still not gonna deny that for some, they did end up better out of a bad situation.

Dude, there's drugged up zombies to be found across the whole entire planet. Ever heard of the drug "bath salts"? I understand where you're coming from though. A very few did benefit, but as a whole, most did not (Ex: imperialism, colonialism, apartheid, oppression, etc). And at some point, the African kingdoms would have eventually finished battling without any outside interference.

I thought Paper was invented by the chinese as well as ink.

Papyrus was used by the Egyptians first, by almost a century. And I'm pretty sure they wrote with something.
by Brothaman
Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:36 pm
 
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Re: BROTHAMITE BROTHAMITE! Ask the wise Brotha fools!

Jeff wrote: Who will be the 2013 NASCAR Spring Cup Series Champion?


I just pray it's not Jimmy Johnson or Jeff Gordon. :mad:

Good to see you posting here again.
by Brothaman
Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:04 am
 
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Re: BROTHAMITE BROTHAMITE! Ask the wise Brotha fools!

Now that the Islanders are playing at the Barclays Center, will NHL2K14 have "Executive produced by Jay-Z" stamped on the cover? More importantly, will they start calling themselves the Brooklyn Blueprints?

Probably not, but I wouldn't be surprised if that's what Jay-Z wants.

Well Oklahoma wasn't much trouble at all. Gonzaga 72 Oklahoma 47.

Guess the next game is vs. Davidson in the Old Spice Classic Championship!

And you guys beat UTEP pretty good too.

Edit: And I think its crap the ISLANDERS are moving from Long Island, the place thats even their damn logo.

8)
by Brothaman
Sun Nov 25, 2012 12:41 am
 
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Re: Unpopular Opinions

I wasn't talking about balance. If some psycho kills everyone in a building bar one person who managed to survive, I'd be happy for the guy that was alive, as opposed to bangin on about how terrible it was that so many other people died.

I don't want to make another long ass black history post, but it's just not the same.

Another unpopular opinion I have is that I couldn't give two shits about my ancestors. They were born, they lived, they died. Every fucker's been through some form of struggle. As time goes on, future generations go through it less and less, and the severity greatly decreases. There are still the unfortunates that have it bad, but compare the world now to how it was a thousand years ago, no matter where the hell in the world they are, life on a whole is better now. Okay, okay, I know people jump on that a lot with the whole "how is it better , just because of media bla bla I'm a self-righteous cunt" bollocks, let's settle on saying it's easier for the vast majority.

Well I'm in a different boat, no pun intended. :P I find my ancestors history very important, but not in a excessive black militant kind of way. But overall I'll agree.

The point I'm getting at is if we all become hyper-sensitive about our roots traced back hundreds of years then we'd all be stuck-up tight-arsed nob eds with enough sand in our vaginas to build our own Sahara Desert. I can easily accept the fact that my great great great great great great great grandparents had to work their fingers to the bone from age 5, got no education, watched their siblings die in factories and fall victim to numerous horrendous diseases because they weren't born with a silver spoon up their arses. Why? Coz I know it paved the way for this life right now. For fuck sake, in a thousand years time, kids are gonna be learning about our way of life n thinkin "Shit, didn't those poor fuckers have it rough?"

That's just the way shit goes. It's how humans as a whole have progressed to this point, and it's a fact you can't ignore.

I'm not trying to be tight ass about the past, I was just calling out an unpopular opinion with the uncomfortable truth. Let's be honest, all color aside, unless the future looks like the Jetsons, I can't ever kids saying that about our generations. They'll probably say, "What a bunch of retards." But then again, by that time races will be so mix until their will be little difference.

Gotta say though, you have got me at my complete ignorance about modern day Africa. My level of knowledge besides highly publicised events don't go beyond the year I was born (the books I've read are from before Nelson Mandella was released!) so I'll refrain from actin like a complete twat n "retract any statement" I made about post-1980s Africa.

Don't feel bad, I've learned more about Africa in the last five years than the rest of my life. :mad:

Either way, I'll always stand by the notion that if slavery never existed, and in turn eliminated any of the people, entertainers, or events in my life, I wouldn't be a very happy bunny, coz as much as the people went through in the past, I care more about the people in the present.

And I'll stand by the notion if slavery never existed the world would have benefited. Whether it would have been entertainment or science the world would be a even better place. Besides, NAS would probably pistol whip you for bringing that notion to him.

Christ glad that whole slavery thing went away. However I am still gonna stick to my guns on it, and yeah, EVERYONE knows that Europe and especially the UK were dicks in the past, why is that even being discussed like it's some big revelation? :roll:

I'm bbbbbaaaaaccccckkkkkkkkk. :twisted: I originally was not going to respond, but after it started to snowball I had to say something. I guess my perspective, and knowledge of black history, lends me to disagree with you. But I understand what you where saying. Overall, I think the discussion was healthy. :)
by Brothaman
Sun Nov 25, 2012 10:34 am
 
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Re: Unpopular Opinions

Slavery was not good for black people, period. First off, the slave trade is responsible for the current condition of some of the Africa's undeveloped ares. Second, several thousand Africans died on during their boat ride, far beyond holocaust numbers. Us decedents of Africans did not need our ancestors to be captured and enslaved to have a "better opportunity". Hell, I can make allot more money if I move back to Africa (which I probably will at some point.)
by Brothaman
Sat Nov 24, 2012 4:36 pm
 
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Re: Things That Made You Genuinely Happy Today!

They finally fixed my heater. :D
by Brothaman
Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:35 pm
 
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Re: Unpopular Opinions

"Scientist" that say the g-spot does not exist do not know how to fuck.
by Brothaman
Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:28 pm
 
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