Bob's Amazing Adventure.

[Realillusion]

Prolugue: Bob and Jeffrey are sitting down to eat a pizza when all of a sudden Professer Relatively Unpleasant bursts through their wall! Bob and Jeffrey both shout : " Cool!" Professer Relatively Unpleasant chops off Bob's little bro's head ( Jefferey). P.R.U ( Professer Relatively Unpleasant) escapes and laughs. Bob says he will seek revenge no matter what!

<"The Streets of L.A.">

:: Bob runs outside crying...::

Bob: My brothers dead! My brothers dead!

:: Suddenly a strange man appears out of knowhere and hands Bob a little pack of white powder::

Strange man: Here, this u'll make ya feel all better.
Bob: W-Whats this?
Strange man: It smells good, it's tasteful. P-Please... try it.
Bob: Oh alright, but im still NOT gonna be happy!

:: Bob takes one whif and hes overcome with joy::

Bob: This is the shit!
Strange man: Told ya.

:: Suddenly Bob passes out and wakes up in...::

<" A Sleezy Motel">

:: Bob wakes up and strangely enough, he finds that his pants are gone::

Bob: What the fuck!

:: He looks in the doorway only to find a strange man in a thong walking up to it::
:: Bob freaks out and runs to the window, trying to escape::

Bob: What have I done!? Oh no! He's almost here!
Man outside door: Does Boobie Woobie want a flooogie Woogie?
Bob: Oh my god! Somebody kill me!

:: Bob frantically tries to escape when suddenly two guys come out from under the sheets of the bed from behind him and shout...::

Man: Where did Bob go!?!?

:: They spot Bob halfway out the window::
:: Bob spots a man walking past the window and right before he calls for help he fills a gigantic cock being rammed up his ass::

Man: Ohhhhhh... boobie! I mean Bobbie! Your ass his so scrumptious!

:: Bob frantically looks for something to cover his naked hide::
:: The man walks in with the thong and rubber gloves::

Man: Im ready! Wheres the speciman.
Bob: Oh my god! Somebody murder me! I wont be upset!

:: Bob yanks the man's cock out of his ass hole and runs out, fleeing down the street with no pants on::
:: He didn't make it far because his ass-hole was killing him::
:: Bob tries to stop a car by showing his cock::
:: The first car that stopped, he throws the driver out and jumps in::

Bob( Scarcely) Oh no! I gotta get home! I gotta get the hell outta here!

:: Suddenly Bob spots the three men that were attacking him, run at him with condoms in their hands::
:: Bob starts the car and runs over the three. A big light appears in the sky saying...::

Light: Thirty Points!
Bob: YAY!!!! Oh yea... my brothers dead! But where am I?

:: Bob drives, but does not know where he is at all!::
:: Bob spots a few hookers on the side of the street and decides to stop and " ASK FOR DIRECTIONS" " WINK WINK"::

Bob: Hi, can ya please tell me the way to L.A.?

::The girls lean over his window and say...::

Girl: Oh baby your in L.A., cant'cha tell?

:: The girl unzips her pants and out leans a BIG COCK::

Bob: ( Eyes Widen) Uh...I!... I! I gotta go! My moms worried sick about me and my brothers head was chopped off then-

:: ANother girl slowly unzips her jacket and reveals her right breast::

Bob: Uh... ok I guess I can stay one night. Where's your place?

:: The girl points to a dumpster from behind::

Girl: Right there.
Bob: Uh.....ok. Is it clean?
Girl: Does it really matter? We're gonna get down and dirty anyways.
Bob: Uh...right on!

<" The Next Day">

:: Bob awakes naked, and has a huge hangover, and his laying on a babies diaper::
:: He also has a nail shoved up his ass::

Bob: OWCH! Aren't trashcans clean these days!?!? Gosh! How many times am I going to have sex before I avenge my brothers death! Wait! What the hell is that ticking noise?

::Bob looks over only to find a stranged bomb shaped structure under the news papers::

Bob: What the heck is that thing that looks like a bomb?

:: Suddenly you see Bob runs out of the dumpster, naked, covered with newspapers, and running like a woman::
:: The dumpster blows up from behind and Bob stands there in the street, clothless, and being spotted by all the people who live on the street coming out of their houses from the commotion::

Strange man: Put some clothes on you bastard!
Bob: Thanks for the tip! I didn't know I was naked!
Strange man: Me and my damn daughter are trying to eat some Ice Cream!
Bob: Ummm, can I come over?
Strange man: HELL NAW!!! FUCK OFF!!!!

:: For the next three hours, Bob searches frantically for pants::
:: Bob finds a beer bottle, cracks it and holds it up to a HOBO's KNECK crying...::

Bob: Take of your damn pants!
Hobo: Look! I don't swing that way buddy! POLICE!
Bob: Just give me your fucking pants and we can all be happy!

:: Bob's tears off the HOBO's PANTS and runs away::
:: The police arrive and the hobo crys...::

Hobo: The man! He ran that way!
Officer: Alright ya bastard! Your under arrest for indecent exposure!
Hobo: WAIT! NO! I....uh!?
Officer: Don't worry, they'll be other guys to keep ya company in prison. If ya know what I mean?

:: When Bob finds and alley and straps his pants on, he spots Professer Relatively Unpleasant in an alley raping a young boy::

Bob: What the hell!?!? It's him! You damn Child Molester! Killing my brother! Even though my little bro sucked! You should of at least asked me if you could kill him first! I mean damn man!

:: He sees Bob and lets the kid go::

Kid: Im gonna tell my daddy!

:: P.R.U sticks his tongue out at him::

Professer Reletively Unpleasant: Come back if ya want a REAL good time.
Kid: DADDY! HELP!!!!! My butt hurts!
Bob: You molester! Your gonna pay for all of this!
Professerm Reletively Unpleasant: Oh! im shaking in my little thong!
Bob: Really!?!? C-C-Can I see? Oh yea! It shows!

:: P.R.U comes closer::

Bob: Stop! Before I chop it off!

:: Bob grabs his own dick in an vain attempt to see what it's like to get layed before he dies::

P.R.U: Who's the sicko now? Uh huh!

:: Luckily Bob jizzed and made P.R.U slip and break his kneck::

Bob: Oh man! That felt good! Oh hell! What have I done!?!? Uh....coooool.

:: Bob walks slowly into the sunset and says...::

Bob: What do I do now?
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THE END!
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