You crazy sexy SOBS What is on your minds!

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Re: You crazy sexy SOBS What is on your minds!

Postby St. Elmo's Fire » Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:51 pm

On my mind? Some of the women outta The Sopranos, just after it entered my mind with regard to another topic in the junk forum.

Also, I think tomorrow WILL be the day I jump off a chair with a noose around my neck, or faceplant off the railway bridge near hear. I've been a total alky today, and my head is already banging, so when I wake up in about ten hours, I'm gonna have a truly EPIC hangover.
Goodbye! :D
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Re: You crazy sexy SOBS What is on your minds!

Postby St. Elmo's Fire » Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:52 pm

See!? I can't even spell "here" properly!
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Re: You crazy sexy SOBS What is on your minds!

Postby Sailors? » Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:55 pm

Or EDIT your damn post.
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Re: You crazy sexy SOBS What is on your minds!

Postby Kenny » Fri Apr 22, 2011 10:59 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=929YjrqM02U[/youtube]
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Re: You crazy sexy SOBS What is on your minds!

Postby Brothaman » Sat Apr 23, 2011 12:18 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fKcZ0OPNKw[/youtube]

I like this song, I can really apply this to my pimping;

Oh no you didn't
Bitch thought it was funny
Not having all my money,
awe shit

Oh no you didn't
I will my pimp hand
To correct her dumb ass
again

Oh no you didn't
Everything alright now
She's back on the track now
Making mmmoooonnnonnnneyyyyyy

:-({|=
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Re: You crazy sexy SOBS What is on your minds!

Postby Bluecast » Sat Apr 23, 2011 12:35 pm

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Re: You crazy sexy SOBS What is on your minds!

Postby Oppy » Sat Apr 23, 2011 12:50 pm

^ :lol:
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Re: You crazy sexy SOBS What is on your minds!

Postby Dorian » Sat Apr 23, 2011 4:41 pm

when i was 16, i had a fake i.d. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. while there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. he wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. i accepted the drink and began talking to him. no big deal. as the hour progressed, i felt myself feeling strange. i mentioned that i felt like i had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. as we were walking down the street, the thought of, “oh god, he’s drugged me. i’m going to die” came to my head. i tried to get away, but i was so drugged up that i could barely walk, let alone speak. it also didn’t help that i had really large “goth” platform shoes because i was going through a phase. anyway, so this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. as a final act of defiance, i hit him over the head with my platform shoe. he then punched me, and i remember thinking, “why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?” while i was as careful as possible, i never saw the guy slip something in the drink. i even watched the bar tender make the drink. anyway, i lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. i locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. a very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. she and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. i was saved by a group guardian drag queens. they were basically the modern day “angels from heaven”.
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Re: You crazy sexy SOBS What is on your minds!

Postby Segata Sanshiro Jr. » Sat Apr 23, 2011 4:46 pm

...that sounds like a night at lucky cheng's
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Re: You crazy sexy SOBS What is on your minds!

Postby Dorian » Sat Apr 23, 2011 4:58 pm

Segata Sanshiro Jr. wrote:...that sounds like a night at lucky cheng's

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Re: You crazy sexy SOBS What is on your minds!

Postby Segata Sanshiro Jr. » Sat Apr 23, 2011 5:06 pm

http://www.planetluckychengs.com/show.html

I've met a lot of insanely cool drag queens
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Re: You crazy sexy SOBS What is on your minds!

Postby Dorian » Sat Apr 23, 2011 5:09 pm

Segata Sanshiro Jr. wrote:http://www.planetluckychengs.com/show.html

I've met a lot of insanely cool drag queens

Oh, sorry! I thought you were trying to be ironic! :P
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Re: You crazy sexy SOBS What is on your minds!

Postby Segata Sanshiro Jr. » Sat Apr 23, 2011 5:16 pm

Dorian wrote:
Segata Sanshiro Jr. wrote:http://www.planetluckychengs.com/show.html

I've met a lot of insanely cool drag queens

Oh, sorry! I thought you were trying to be ironic! :P


No My uncle was a bouncer there (in drag) and for a bit I had a job helping.
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Re: You crazy sexy SOBS What is on your minds!

Postby Kenny » Sat Apr 23, 2011 5:23 pm

Yeah that's fucked up. Glad someone was able to do something.
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Re: You crazy sexy SOBS What is on your minds!

Postby Peter » Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:58 pm

Fed up of being ill. What a way to start a 10 day holiday off work. I think i have surpassed 100 in regards to the amount of times i vommited today. :cry:
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