Random Thoughts! v2.0

[Brothaman]

dammit all my friends are starting to either believe retarded conspiracy theories or join pyramid schemes and are trying to get me hooked up on them

Find new friends.

[Spokane]

dammit all my friends are starting to either believe retarded conspiracy theories or join pyramid schemes and are trying to get me hooked up on them

Find new friends.

And I am joyed to hear you are not so stupid as they are.

[Yokosuka Martian]

dammit all my friends are starting to either believe retarded conspiracy theories or join pyramid schemes and are trying to get me hooked up on them

Find new friends.

And I am joyed to hear you are not so stupid as they are.

Guess I'm the only sane one lmao

[Who Really Cares?]

Female US cop caught on tape giving two women body cavity search during routine traffic stop... and 'using the SAME gloves on both'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -tape.html

[Yokosuka Martian]

Female US cop caught on tape giving two women body cavity search during routine traffic stop... and 'using the SAME gloves on both'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -tape.html

Kinky

[Segata Sanshiro Jr.]

Not as sexy as first imagined

[mue 26]

dammit all my friends are starting to either believe retarded conspiracy theories....

Aw man...that hurts..you didn't have to call them retarded

[Sonikku]

http://www.rollcall.com/news/house_gop_ ... ?pos=oplyh

Fiscal responsibility party indeed. There's always enough tax payer money laying around to bank roll the people trying to keep marriage out of the hands of gays. Even if there isn't enough for education, retirements or anything else. My unique position may grant me a reprieve if I wanted to marry a guy, but it still sucks in my opinion none the less.

[KiBa]

http://www.algemeiner.com/2012/12/11/fa ... -happened/

Fascinating new Bob Ballard discovery.

[MiTT3NZ]

But even better...

[Jeff]

http://www.rollcall.com/news/house_gop_boosts_funds_for_doma_legal_defense-219963-1.html?pos=oplyh

Fiscal responsibility party indeed. There's always enough tax payer money laying around to bank roll the people trying to keep marriage out of the hands of gays. Even if there isn't enough for education, retirements or anything else. My unique position may grant me a reprieve if I wanted to marry a guy, but it still sucks in my opinion none the less.

Don't worry Sonnikku, in NY State it's legal, if I'm still single by like 35 and if I'm intoxicated enough you can fulfill your long time dream of marrying me.

dammit all my friends are starting to either believe retarded conspiracy theories or join pyramid schemes and are trying to get me hooked up on them

I love those conspiracy people, whether I agree with the theory or not, I like to egg them on and come up with ideas to further fuel the conspiracy, or take it in a direction that is absolutely ridiculous and see if they are gullible enough to believe it. It's like a fun game.

[St. Elmo's Fire]

Someone needs to post that .jpg of the 9/11 planes burning hot enough to make the towers fall due to carrying chemtrail agents on board...

[KiBa]

Real conspirators have layers of conspiracy, to shock the little people into blithering idiocy. Hence, if you dig deep enough, you'll find that the wizarding world of Harry Potter is actually real, and the books and movies are designed to make us think it's fiction. And if you dig yet deeper, you'll find that everything, including magic, is actually part of a Matrix designed by A.I., and we're all really floating in tanks somewhere, dreaming. And if you wake up and escape from that, you'll find that God actually created everything anyhow, and we're all figments of his imagination, and there never were any places or things, but only the placeless, timeless One who makes what's true, true, and what's false, false. So what powers do any of us really have? There is nothing that is not known, and our silly, arrogant, and stupid, belief in secrets is not wise.

[Bluecast]

renofheavens believed in Davide Icke and we all remember The Edge

[Who Really Cares?]

Remember reading about a kid who believed The Matrix was real and that his parents were Agents. You can probably guess what he did