New Members Introduce Yourself!

[IrishNinja]

to be fair, i didn't say i was very good at being a ninja

ps behold the bold soldier, control the globe slowly/proceeds to blow, swingin swords like shinobi

[Axm]

Don't even start this shit or I'll end up wasting the next few hours of my life typing up Inspectah Deck lyrics.

[Peter]

Always good to see a fellow Irishman join the forums

[DojoMoose]

Hello, I'm DojoMoose and I've been lurking for a while, finally created the account. Shenmue is awesome, and I play the Heartbeats theme while browsing the forum .

[AnimeGamer183]

Welcome moose, may I use your antlers for a hat and coat rack?

[QWERTY]

Welcome moose, may I use your antlers for a hat and coat rack?

Dude, you made a post trying to welcome a new member with a shit joke and this is what you deliver? You expect us to be rolling on the floor laughing or something? Please... again I say it, step it up if you are going to do it. There is no entertainment or humor here, sorry man. Wtf are you sayin again?

[wude]

hazuki style

[Yokosuka Martian]

Welcome, Moose.

[Crimson Ryan]

phpBB [video]

[AnimeGamer183]

tbh i had a really nasty raunchy post typed up about the requirement for being a member here and how everyone must first receive blow jobs from the new member and then we all have a fighting tournament to see whos bitch he gets to be, but I figured it was too graphic and I didnt wanna scare him away so I deleted it and made a corny joke instead. Maybe fail, i'll admit

[Yokosuka Martian]

Welp, the description in your new post just described it well. You might still scare 'em away

[DojoMoose]

tbh i had a really nasty raunchy post typed up about the requirement for being a member here and how everyone must first receive blow jobs from the new member and then we all have a fighting tournament to see whos bitch he gets to be, but I figured it was too graphic and I didnt wanna scare him away so I deleted it and made a corny joke instead. Maybe fail, i'll admit

[AnimeGamer183]

but I DIDNT actually say it... the first time... *cough* anyway, im sure he would much prefer I asked him about the hat and coat rack... unless he really wants to start making the rounds, in which case, you are welcome everyone ;D

[south carmain]

guys dojo moose told me through PM that she is a girl, stop being so creepy

[AnimeGamer183]