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Man tries to have sex with Hornets nest. Man dies.
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Wed May 15, 2013 10:06 amby Who Really Cares?
A man so bloated that a neighbour who saw his body on a lawn mistook it for a whale carcass was stung to death by hornets after apparently trying to have sex with their nest.
The 35-year-old, known as Hasse, was found unconscious after his reportedly stinging sex session.
The apparently misguided man died an hour after he was located on his farm in Ystad, Sweden.
A neighbour said he looked like a beached whale, due to the inflammation caused by the stings.
Following an autopsy that revealed Hasse had 146 stings on his body – 54 of those on his genitals – authorities came to the conclusion he tried to have sex with the hornets’ nest.
Police are said to have found semen and the deceased man’s pubic hair on a few of the dead insects and at the opening of the nest.
Unsurprisingly, the reports of the unfortunate event did not go down well with animal rights campaigners, who expressed concern for the hornets.
http://metro.co.uk/2013/05/15/man-repor ... s-3760129/Wow.
Re: Man tries to have sex with Hornets nest. Man dies.
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Wed May 15, 2013 10:16 amby Sonikku
Those poor hornets. 
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Wed May 15, 2013 10:30 amby Brothaman
Man, that was just dumb. 
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Wed May 15, 2013 10:50 amby Master Kyodai
I guess that was an amazing experience.
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Wed May 15, 2013 12:15 pmby Mitsuzuki
Man, what a buzzkill.
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Wed May 15, 2013 12:28 pmby Axm
What a bunch of whorenets..
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Wed May 15, 2013 1:04 pmby Let's Get Sweaty
The story's not real, but if it were to happen, I'm sure police would catch him in the act with a sting operation, before taking him to the nearest hospital for more sting operations.
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Wed May 15, 2013 1:27 pmby Bluecast
My head is buzzing from the puns
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Wed May 15, 2013 3:30 pmby Thief
Looks like the pain was un-bear-able!
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Wed May 15, 2013 4:52 pmby Axm
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Wed May 15, 2013 5:15 pmby Absentia
This story is a load of beeswax
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Thu May 16, 2013 1:26 amby silent killer
Thief wrote: Looks like the pain was un-bear-able!
Stop it.
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Thu May 16, 2013 10:59 amby Stocke
Natural selection finds a way.
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Thu May 16, 2013 3:35 pmby AnimeGamer183
And I thought I was kinky O_O
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Sat May 18, 2013 8:06 pmby ys
Metro now mentions that it's from a Swedish site with fake news : http://nyheternasverige.se/forsokte-ha- ... gbo-avled/
The original article is obviously meant as humor. The last names of the witness and expert are "flashy" versions of words like hardon, genitalia. They also have relevant information like "Hasse" being well known in local "pub circles" 
