Replace any Shenmue Quote with the word, "BALLS"

by **Realillusion** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 6:10 pm

You know what to do, same as the "PANTS" one.

:: Ryo chasing Wong::

Ryo: Give me back my balls!
Wong: What balls! Hear, take this!
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Ryo: Give me back my balls!
Cool z and other men: So ya want your balls that much! Eh?

by **Only Child** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 6:26 pm

Ryo: "I need to do this...for my balls."

by **Ódinn** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 6:34 pm

Ren: May the balls be with you!

Guy from asia travel co. "Please don't hurt me! I got a wife and balls!"

Lan-di: "Hand over the mirror, or else your balls!"

Iwao: "The mirror, It's burried under the balls!"

Ryo: "Do you know where I can find some balls around here?"

Ine-san: Ryo-san, are you still looking for those balls?"

Ryo: "Let's get balls"

Ryo: "My father must have known that balls was coming"

Ryo: "Yamagishi-san, how's you balls?"

Yamagishi: "Yes it's much better, but how did you know? Well, it muste have been Megumi or Sumiya-san who told you. That driver was In.sane"

by **threeblades** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 7:43 pm

-I said: Hand over all your balls!!!
-Don't you know black balls are WAAAAYY uncool?

Nozomi: I must go now, my grandmother needs to use the balls (instead of phone)

Nozomi: Today we had our balls orientation...but you werent there... have you decided where to go?
Ryo: Not yet. But if I got, it'll have balls.
Nozomi:It's about time you started studying for the balls exams... I'm worried about you! And with the balls...
Ryo:I'll be fine.
Nozomi:Ryo, I understand what you're going through, with your balls and all...

by **Daemos** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 7:50 pm

This thread has been done before. :roll:

by **threeblades** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 7:51 pm

Today's the last day for Tom's balls. Have em while you can!

by **threeblades** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 8:38 pm

You have to beat up Chen's balls. Make it so he can't walk.

by **Lan Di-sama** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 9:14 pm

Heh heh, those are pretty funny threeblades. :lol:

by **Realillusion** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 9:23 pm

Ryo: ine-san, INE-SAN!
Ine-san: Ryo-san, im alright, but Hazuki- balls...
Ryo: My balls?

:: Fuku-san flies out of the dojo::

Ryo-san: FUKU-SAN! FUKU-SAN!
Fuku-san: Balls...
Ryo-san: Balls?

:: Ryo-san enters the dojo::

Ryo-san: BALLS!
Lan Di: For the last time, where is the balls?
Iwao: Balls have no attention, of telling you.
Ryo: BALLS! Why you!...

:: Ryo is beatin down in defeat::

Lan Di: Now then...
Iwao: No matter how hard you ask, balls will never tell.

:: Lan Di lefts Ryo up in the air::

lan Di: For the last ball! Where is the mirror! Or else, your sons BALLS!
:: Lan Di aims for his balls::

Iwao: Wait! the mirror is burried! under the BALLS!

La nDi: Do you remember Ball-su ming?
Iwao: BALL!?!?
Lan Di: Thats the name of the BALLS you killed in moonswa!
Iwao: It cant be! BALLS!

:: Lan Di kills Ryo's father::
:: Ryo clutches his father close::
:: Ryo put his hands on Ryo's Fathers balls::

Ryo: BALLS! BALLS!?!?
Iwao: Forgive me...
Ryo: Huh?
Iwao: For leaving your balls.
Ryo: Wha? WHat are you saying?

:: Ryo continues to rub the BALLS::

Ryo: BALLS!?!?
Iwao: Your balls...keep balls. Those you love, close to you.

:: Ryo realizes his balls are domolished::

Ryo: NO! BALLS!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

by **extraordinarybadgrocer** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 3:07 pm

Ryo- Please give my balls to Tao-san
Fuk-san Nozomi-san sent balls. Did you order them?
Goro- Some loudmoth kid got concreet balls for talkin'
Chai- On a ship balls for hong-kong...
Terry- So there's more to schoolballs than meets the eye!

by **Darth Strongbad** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 8:09 pm

Sailor- Here ya go! Balls are perfect for a schoolboy!
Forklift boss-So,ya ever drove balls before?
Ryo-Im looking for some balls
Bartender-You say balls.But you dont mean ordinary balls right?

by **rome** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 9:55 pm

Wong: Sam, Larry, BALLS.

uhhh.... cant think of anything else

by **SlySpy** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 10:08 pm

70 person battle...

Ryo:Balls.Pretend to lose
Gui-Zhan:Why?
Ryo:so Terry could take me to BALLS

After the fight...

Ryo:Your not balls
Gui-Zhan:Nor you
the 70 person battle begins
Gui-Zhan:Is balls you mittle name?
Ryo:Save the balls for later
later in the battle
Pedro:Ill kill balls!

by **LionheartUK** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 9:57 am

Realillusion wrote:Ryo: ine-san, INE-SAN!
Ine-san: Ryo-san, im alright, but Hazuki- balls...
Ryo: My balls?

:: Fuku-san flies out of the dojo::

Ryo-san: FUKU-SAN! FUKU-SAN!
Fuku-san: Balls...
Ryo-san: Balls?

:: Ryo-san enters the dojo::

Ryo-san: BALLS!
Lan Di: For the last time, where is the balls?
Iwao: Balls have no attention, of telling you.
Ryo: BALLS! Why you!...

:: Ryo is beatin down in defeat::

Lan Di: Now then...
Iwao: No matter how hard you ask, balls will never tell.

:: Lan Di lefts Ryo up in the air::

lan Di: For the last ball! Where is the mirror! Or else, your sons BALLS!
:: Lan Di aims for his balls::

Iwao: Wait! the mirror is burried! under the BALLS!

La nDi: Do you remember Ball-su ming?
Iwao: BALL!?!?
Lan Di: Thats the name of the BALLS you killed in moonswa!
Iwao: It cant be! BALLS!

:: Lan Di kills Ryo's father::
:: Ryo clutches his father close::
:: Ryo put his hands on Ryo's Fathers balls::

Ryo: BALLS! BALLS!?!?
Iwao: Forgive me...
Ryo: Huh?
Iwao: For leaving your balls.
Ryo: Wha? WHat are you saying?

:: Ryo continues to rub the BALLS::

Ryo: BALLS!?!?
Iwao: Your balls...keep balls. Those you love, close to you.

:: Ryo realizes his balls are domolished::

Ryo: NO! BALLS!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

That was shit!

by **Daemos** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 10:30 am

LionheartUK wrote:That was shit!

So was your post saying it was.

Replace any Shenmue Quote with the word, "BALLS"

Replace any Shenmue Quote with the word, "BALLS"

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