Translate A Shenmue 1 or 2 Quote Into 5 Different Languages

[mikec_ct]

Go here: http://www.tashian.com/multibabel/ What it does is translate anything from English five times in different languages back and forth to English again. It's SO funny. Type in any Shenmue quote you can think of. Then come back here and post the original quote along with the result. (hint: sometimes earlier translations are funnier than the final one.)Examples:

"Especially since you bought merchandise"
translates to:
"Special as you bought goodses"

"No matter how often you ask, I'll never tell"
translates to:
"Anyhow often you ask, I will never say it"

"Hey mister, let's play soccer"
translates to:
"Hey honoured gentleman, to us play football calmly"

Try your own...

[mikec_ct]

My personal favorite:

"He shall appear from a far eastern land across the sea.
A young man who has yet to know his full potential.
This potential is a power that can either
destroy him or realize his will.
His courage shall determine his fate.
The path he must traverse, fraught with adversity.
I await whilst praying,
For this destiny predetermined since ancient times.
Awaiting in anticipation.
A dragon emerges from the earth
as ominous clouds fill the sky.
A phoenix descends from the heavens
trailing purple from its wings.
The pitch-black night unfolds
with the morning star as its only light.
And thus, the saga begins"

TRANSLATES TO.....

"It will appear of a ground of the Far East through the sea.
A young man who has to still know his full capacity.
This potential is a power which can or to destroy it or carry out to it his.
Its courage will determine its destiny.
The way which it must cross, charged with adversity.
I wait while requesting, because this destiny predetermined since ancient periods.
Make an attempt in advance. (lol!!!)
A dragon emerges from the ground while the sinister clouds fill sky.
Phoenix goes down from the skies trailing the crimson of its wings.
The throw-black night reveals with star of morning like its only light.
And thus, the saga starts"

[YUNNY]

"the day the rain turned to snow":
- The daily rain is turn towards the snow
- Daily rain is of return for the snow

"for the last time, where is the mirror?":
- During last mark where it takes place the mirror?
- During the last mark in which the mirror happens? (wtf LMAO)

"Do you remember Zhao Sun Ming?"
- remembered of the sun Ming de Zhao?

"Let's get sweaty":
- let us obtain in sweat
- let us in the sweat reach
- lascili in the extension of the sweat (HAHAHHA)

"Do you know of the Mad Angels?":
- You know angels spirit-sick people?
- You know the alcohol-ill people of the angels?

"I think I'll have another":
- I think that I will have others

"Kitty looks hungry":
- the kitten looks like verhungert

"Try my homemade pickles. They're gauranteed to make you happy.":
- Test my preserves with the vinegar made house. They are gauranteed to return to you happy.
- You examine inscatolate of the mine of goodses with the vinegar, the house that you are to him forms. They are gauranteed, around you he decrease/go behind lucky person. (LMAO)

Man thanks for giving me a good laugh Mike ^_^

[Hideo Kojima]

Get lost!
-Insane the camp!
-Alcohol-ill camping of the person!

Where is the ticket?
-Where is the map?
-Where it is the program?

ahh i see now. it's translate back from another language. aaggh

[mikec_ct]

Those are some kick ass ones, "let's get sweaty", for instance

[nuts_to_that]

This is fun!


Original quote: "I will make you pay." -Gui Zhang Chen

1.) I will make you the wages.
2.) I form you the wages.
3.) I form them the wages.
4.) I give to them to form the wages.
5.) I give to them to form the wages.


Original quote: "Please, just for a while. Stay with me?" -Nozomi Harasaki

1.) Please, just during a moment. Stay with me?
2.) Ask straight during one moment. Stay with me?
3.) _ chied straight during a moment. It remains with me?
4.) _ chied straight-line during a moment. It remains with me?
5.) _ chied straight-line during a little while. It remains with my '?


Original quote: "Just who the hell do you think you're dealing with?" -Terry Ryan

1.) Just which it hell think itself you treat you?
2.) The straight it hell thinks, you you treat?
3.) The right hell thinks, you that cured?
4.) The right hell thinks, you who cured?
5.) Right hell thinks, you that I cure '?

[YUNNY]

haha I love this topic anyway I played thru the first day of shenmue 2 today to get some quotations and here are some:

"Traveller, listen to a song":
- The piece of run, hear to a Song.
- The part of the operation, feels to a song.

"Wan Chai is this way":
- Slat wine depot is in this kind.
- The warehouse of the wine of the pole is in this type.

"Go through the gate and take a right":
- It is crossed of the vestibule and it makes examination to it of a line.

"Are you alone, boy? You need a place to stay?":
- You it is, only boy? They have the necessity of a place to remain?

"You can always stay there for free":
- They can remain for free always there. (yeah! Be free Ryo! )

"Take care of yourself":
- Obacht of the device of the bullonatura automatically. (Wha...?!)

"What do you want boy?":
- That thing desired the boys? (LMAO I don't want to know)

"That's the spirit!":
- It is the alcohol! (HAHAHAHAHA)

"Yeah he's usually taking a nap":
- Ouais arrests a small hair normally.

"Watch where you're going punk!":
- Monster, where you are Punkgehen! (:D)

"Hand over the kid if you don't want to get hurt!":
- You give kidskin, if she does not stop to appreciate to be the damages
you!

"It's none of your business!":
- Your commerce is not qualche.cosa!

"Cut it out, guys!":
- You cut it, kinds outside!

"What are you fooling around here for?":
- So that what you he would fill here upon him in winch?

"You'll get attacked while you sleep":
- They catch up attacato, while slept.

"Let me guess":
- Calm assumption to me.

"Spar with me":
- Member with me. (HAHAHAHAHAHA )

"Softness doesn't mean that there is no force":
- Morbidezza does not mean that it has a resistance. (morbidezza?? lol)

"What evil do you plan to do this time?":
- Which malvagità projected, for formed this cronometrate? (O.....K......)

"Let me tell you your future":
- Left part in date decree I who you explain your future.

"Then, have a seat.":
- Then you have one center.

"Keep that in mind.":
- Fullfilled becomes the alcohol. (LMAO)


hahahaha I still laugh hard at the "let's get sweaty" one. Let us obtain in sweat!!! :D

[Bambi]

"Is this your kitten?"

They are these its concrete ones?




"That driver was insane."

This conductor was cleared.

:?

[Yukupo]

Keep Friends, Those you love, close to you.
-It arrests the friends, of whom, of that I eat you, next you.
-It arrests friends, of those who, that one I him like, following you.
-In the friend the warehouse and you, of whom of them extend it, later, you are you appreciate.

Those who follow the path of a warrior, must be ready to die in order to stand by their convictions.
Live for one's convictions; die for one's convictions...
-Those, that one follow the direction of kriegers, must be ready to die
for ready being arrested their certainties. It lives for the relative
certainties; it dies by the relative certainties...
-The great faith and the surfaces under possible die more what of the internal part, the end to finish to the person, when this personal military road he stops to come preparation due to half nevertheless. Also it has taste of the uncertainty and the shutdowns of swuk of the yu the faith of everything; It has taste was he and for the faith everything, that the dices...


I do not even know where that last one came from.

[mikec_ct]

"let us obtain in sweat" is easily the best still, although these are all great! keep it up!

[Alsheimer]

Don't you know black mail is way uncool.
They do not know that the black post office is uncool in the way.

Do you know where sailors hang out?
Do you know, where the sailors drag?

[YUNNY]

Don't you know black mail is way uncool.
They do not know that the black post office is uncool in the way.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SSJ Golden Warrior]

Hahahahahahaha! All great and funny stuff here.
This a great topic mikec_ct
Here are some more here:

"I demand Compensation!" - Goro Mihashi

1. I require the compensation!
2. I need reconciliation!
3. I have need of the reconciliation!
4. I have the necessity of reconciliation!
5. I have the necessity of the reconciliation!

"They killed my father right in front of me. I will have my revenge." - Ryo Hazuki

1. They killed my Juste of father in front of me. I will have my
revenge.
2. They killed my Juste of the father before me. I revenge." mine;
3. They have killed my Juste of the father before me. Mine of the
4. revenge.
5. They had killed mine Adjusts of the father before me. Mine of
revenge.
6. Mine had killed fit of the father before me. Mine of revenge.

"I shall take your power for the Chi You Men." - Lan Di (Shenmue II bad ending)

1. I will take to you with your power for the chi men.
2. I take to you with your energy for the Chimaenner.
3. I take you with your energy for the Chimaenner.
4. TI make examination of you with its energy for the Chimaenner.
5. I make the examinación of you with its energy for the Chimaenner.

What the hell?
Most of these things makes little sense,
but still funny nonetheless.
I still think the "Let's get sweaty" quote was a hell lot more funnier.
Come on everyone, post more quotes.

[YUNNY]

Cool I finished shenmue 2 disk one in less than 3 hours, and on the second Shenmue day Here's some more quotations:

"Let's get you moving and get you to work!":
- Let us obtain mobile and oblige you to work!
- Mobile extension and you we connect to job!

"Loud and fussy as usual":
- Extremely and zudringlich, as of habitual.

"Don't get upset with everything that I say":
- This does not obtain the conversion with very, of that the legend of I.

"We're putting it down now":
- Hour we regulate it to the lower surface.

"You're bothering me.":
- Ciao me. (HAHAHAHAHA)

"Let's have our picture taken":
- let us our photo bolting device have. (:D)

"A martial artist of true virtue would know":
- An artist martial of the applicable virtue you would know.

"Use the power of your whole body":
- The USA the energy of its complete body. (wtf?)

"Hand move Iron Palm has been mastered":
- The palm of the iron of the movement of the hand was controlled. (haha!)

"I need to control my timing more":
- I must ask for my Synchrounisierung more.

"What is the matter young man?":
- Which is the new person of the transaction? (LOL)

"Watch him smash this rock!":
- Observe to it abort this rock!
- This cliff observes to it the ending!

"I have broken Jie but cannot get rid of tune nor fist":
- Still I have the defective scato he of donot of Jie nevertheless more air of débarasser the fist.

"I'll trim your hair while I tell you":
- I will balance your hair while I say to you.

"Those people were often killed while they were offguard":
- They killed this person frequently, when it was offguard. (Wow! From plural to singular to an object! LMAO)

"Ha ha, so young, but you've got guts":
- Hectars hectar, so boy, but you have entrails.

"You're disgusting, old woman!":
- Create of Reunio'n-Yo consolidate and the old woman!

"So you're the land sharks!":
- Like that you are the basic shark fish! (LMAO!!!!!!!!)

"Now's my only chance...":
- Maintaining my only fortuitous....

"Well...then you should give service first":
- The pools... would have give the service in the first place to you then.

"Wipe the walls clean":
- Wipe the walls off. (HAHAHAHAHA)

"I guess I can't complain":
- I consider that I cannot make heavier underneath him. ( LOL)

[Yukupo]

"Those people were often killed while they were offguard":
- They killed this person frequently, when it was offguard.

I can only imagine some guy walking in the barber shop.

Barber: Same as usual?
Guy: Sure.
Barber Kills hiim.
Barber: Same time tomorrow?
Guy: Sure thing.