by Kenny » Wed Jan 30, 2013 3:14 am
Kisses and Caroms.
The movie the book "Rebel Without a Deal" was chronicling. My god, it's fucking horrible. The acting is porn quality. The dialogue is abysmal. The pacing is crap. I think it's supposed to be a comedy, but fuck me if it is it's PAINFULLY unfunny. I'd forgive it if it had a good story, but it doesn't. It's so by-the-numbers and uninteresting. Christ, the cinematography was decent at least. As well as the sound.
I can see why people think it's a Clerks ripoff, it's a bunch of chatty cynical characters who have to deal with idiot customers time to time in a store. Except what they have to say is wholly uninteresting and not believable in the slightest.