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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Postby KiBa » Thu Oct 18, 2012 1:44 am

I love the Saturn, and I got a Japanese Saturn purely for the aesthetics. I think the grey and blue looks better than the black. Of course, the Christman white version is my favorite, but it was too expensive at the time when I collected stuff.
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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Postby OL » Thu Oct 18, 2012 2:35 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwPg2oarG_c[/youtube]

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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Postby Sonikku » Thu Oct 18, 2012 2:44 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyfyjYWXFs4[/youtube]

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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Postby AnimeGamer183 » Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:34 pm

wonder what he was planning to do with her after he bent her unconscious body on to the bed. Rape? Or necrophilia? Also what would a half human half cat man baby look like if she was only unconscious but still alive, and kept the baby. (I know there was no abortions in that time, but still she could throw herself down a flight of stairs at 8 months pregnant)
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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Postby KiBa » Fri Oct 19, 2012 2:21 am

They actually put this in the lore. The race of the mother is the race of the offspring. No hybrids in Elder Scrolls.

It would be a fun feature in a future ES game, though. Mixing races and their powers/attributes during character creation.

And I'm sure killing very young human life could be accomplished by means of magic or alchemy. As a matter of fact, that's in the lore too. I believe Emperor Tiber Septim destroyed one of his preborn illegitimate children because his mistress carrying the unwanted offspring was the Queen of a neighboring kingdom.
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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Postby Master Kyodai » Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:20 am

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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Postby KiBa » Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:20 am

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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Postby AnimeGamer183 » Fri Oct 19, 2012 8:30 am

KiBa wrote: They actually put this in the lore. The race of the mother is the race of the offspring. No hybrids in Elder Scrolls.

It would be a fun feature in a future ES game, though. Mixing races and their powers/attributes during character creation.

And I'm sure killing very young human life could be accomplished by means of magic or alchemy. As a matter of fact, that's in the lore too. I believe Emperor Tiber Septim destroyed one of his preborn illegitimate children because his mistress carrying the unwanted offspring was the Queen of a neighboring kingdom.


Well the genetics must be all kinds of fucked in the ES universe then. No wonder time never progresses and modernizes. Also that could break down to the whole what came first chicken or egg debate. What came first the mother or the child?
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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Postby St. Elmo's Fire » Fri Oct 19, 2012 11:39 am

KiBa wrote: They actually put this in the lore. The race of the mother is the race of the offspring. No hybrids in Elder Scrolls.

It would be a fun feature in a future ES game, though. Mixing races and their powers/attributes during character creation.

And I'm sure killing very young human life could be accomplished by means of magic or alchemy. As a matter of fact, that's in the lore too. I believe Emperor Tiber Septim destroyed one of his preborn illegitimate children because his mistress carrying the unwanted offspring was the Queen of a neighboring kingdom.


Wow. I'm a nut for that game, and said in another topic I was "OCD" for it and did about everything in it, but you're obviously even more so! I've read a few of the books in it, but nowhere near able to reference them like you did!
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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Postby Sonikku » Fri Oct 19, 2012 2:53 pm

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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Postby KiBa » Fri Oct 19, 2012 7:17 pm

AnimeGamer183 wrote:Well the genetics must be all kinds of fucked in the ES universe then. No wonder time never progresses and modernizes. Also that could break down to the whole what came first chicken or egg debate. What came first the mother or the child?


I'm about to sound like an even bigger twat, but in the book The Annotated Anuad, it is suggested that two Brothers came first into Void and Time, Light and Darkness, and from their interplay came a Mother, who became pregnant with Light, whom she loved, and the jealous and embittered Darkness was exiled by Light back beyond Void and Time from whence they came. So, neither mother, nor child, came first.

Also, all the races of Nirn were magically altered from one race: the Ehlnofey. Part of the spell that makes some Ehlnofey elves and others men is that mothers determine the race of mixed offspring. I would guess, therefore, if any of this were not completely imaginary, that there are no genes in the Elder Scrolls universe.


St. Elmo's Fire wrote:Wow. I'm a nut for that game, and said in another topic I was "OCD" for it and did about everything in it, but you're obviously even more so! I've read a few of the books in it, but nowhere near able to reference them like you did!


I read the books in Elder Scrolls more than my homework. It's very disturbing, actually.
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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Postby Martin » Fri Oct 19, 2012 7:28 pm

AnimeGamer183 wrote:Also that could break down to the whole what came first chicken or egg debate.


The egg clearly came first. Birds, along with reptiles are the only living descendants of the dinosaurs (not counting insects and the like that are still about). As such, the egg was always present. What came out of the egg slowly evolved into a chicken.

So the egg came first.

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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Postby Bluecast » Fri Oct 19, 2012 7:35 pm

Martin wrote:
AnimeGamer183 wrote:Also that could break down to the whole what came first chicken or egg debate.


The egg clearly came first. Birds, along with reptiles are the only living descendants of the dinosaurs (not counting insects and the like that are still about). As such, the egg was always present. What came out of the egg slowly evolved into a chicken.

So the egg came first.
Rooster came first.


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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Postby AnimeGamer183 » Fri Oct 19, 2012 7:38 pm

KiBa wrote:
AnimeGamer183 wrote:Well the genetics must be all kinds of fucked in the ES universe then. No wonder time never progresses and modernizes. Also that could break down to the whole what came first chicken or egg debate. What came first the mother or the child?


I'm about to sound like an even bigger twat, but in the book The Annotated Anuad, it is suggested that two Brothers came first into Void and Time, Light and Darkness, and from their interplay came a Mother, who became pregnant with Light, whom she loved, and the jealous and embittered Darkness was exiled by Light back beyond Void and Time from whence they came. So, neither mother, nor child, came first.

Also, all the races of Nirn were magically altered from one race: the Ehlnofey. Part of the spell that makes some Ehlnofey elves and others men is that mothers determine the race of mixed offspring. I would guess, therefore, if any of this were not completely imaginary, that there are no genes in the Elder Scrolls universe.


St. Elmo's Fire wrote:Wow. I'm a nut for that game, and said in another topic I was "OCD" for it and did about everything in it, but you're obviously even more so! I've read a few of the books in it, but nowhere near able to reference them like you did!


I read the books in Elder Scrolls more than my homework. It's very disturbing, actually.


Holy crap was not expecting that response. Kiba, you nerd. :mrgreen: And yes it is very disturbing.
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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Postby Mitsuzuki » Sat Oct 20, 2012 8:44 am

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