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Anti-jokes

Postby QWERTY » Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:01 am

Write here your best anti-jokes, if not; we will not read your best anti-jokes.

A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.

Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar, sit at the end and start having some drinks. Two hours later, they come out with a better understanding of each other and a mutual respect, the beginnings of a friendship that lasts a lifetime.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks 6 Newcastle Brown Ales, 4 shots of Jack Daniels, hits on the waitress unsuccessfully, takes his wedding ring off, tries again and fails, drinks 3 more shots, drives home, beats his daughter for coming home late, and cries himself to sleep realizing that he hates his life.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies: "I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Re: Anti-jokes

Postby Peter » Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:11 am

Kock knock
Whos there
Boo
Boo who?
Why are you crying?
Because i dont understand the joke
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Re: Anti-jokes

Postby QWERTY » Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:20 am

Two Alsatians meet in the waiting room at the vets. Their interaction is confined to barking, growling and circling around trying to sniff each other's anuses.

A man was on his way to the butchers to buy meat. Halfway there, he realised he needed bread too and stopped at the bakery first.

A bar man notices a talking horse entering the bar, the barman is terrified and ducks behind the counter, clutching a baseball bat. He fumbles for his mobile to call his wife. He is having a psychotic episode due to a medical history of schizophrenia.

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Re: Anti-jokes

Postby wude » Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:39 am

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Re: Anti-jokes

Postby QWERTY » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:07 pm

Your mom gave me cancer.
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Re: Anti-jokes

Postby Bluecast » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:31 pm

QWERTY™ wrote: Your mom gave me cancer.

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Re: Anti-jokes

Postby QWERTY » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:38 pm

Bluecast wrote:
QWERTY™ wrote: Your mom gave me cancer.

:roll:


Ooh poopy poopy farty dildo sex!

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Re: Anti-jokes

Postby Bluecast » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:40 pm

QWERTY™ wrote:
Bluecast wrote:
QWERTY™ wrote: Your mom gave me cancer.

:roll:


Ooh poopy poopy farty dildo sex!

:roll:

Spamming flaming trolling. Yep you have not grown up at all. Older than many of us yet still act 15 years younger.
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Re: Anti-jokes

Postby QWERTY » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:41 pm

Bluecast wrote:
QWERTY™ wrote:
Bluecast wrote:
QWERTY™ wrote: Your mom gave me cancer.

:roll:


Ooh poopy poopy farty dildo sex!

:roll:

Spamming flaming trolling. Yep you have not grown up at all. Older than many of us yet still act 15 years younger.


I'm not doing any of the above you 'tard. You have no right to say I haven't grown up when you wear Sonic the Hedgehog t-shirts.

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Re: Anti-jokes

Postby Bluecast » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:44 pm

QWERTY™ wrote:
Bluecast wrote:
QWERTY™ wrote:
Bluecast wrote:
QWERTY™ wrote: Your mom gave me cancer.

:roll:


Ooh poopy poopy farty dildo sex!

:roll:

Spamming flaming trolling. Yep you have not grown up at all. Older than many of us yet still act 15 years younger.


I'm not doing any of the above you 'tard. You have no right to say I haven't grown up when you wear Sonic the Hedgehog t-shirts.

I have yet to call you any name but funny how you keep calling others like Dorian Wude and me ones. Pretty immature. Difference between telling someone they are acting a certain way and name calling.
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Re: Anti-jokes

Postby QWERTY » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:48 pm

Bluecast wrote:
QWERTY™ wrote:
Bluecast wrote:
QWERTY™ wrote:
Bluecast wrote:
QWERTY™ wrote: Your mom gave me cancer.

:roll:


Ooh poopy poopy farty dildo sex!

:roll:

Spamming flaming trolling. Yep you have not grown up at all. Older than many of us yet still act 15 years younger.


I'm not doing any of the above you 'tard. You have no right to say I haven't grown up when you wear Sonic the Hedgehog t-shirts.

I have yet to call you any name but funny how you keep calling others like Dorian Wude and me ones. Pretty immature. Difference between telling someone they are acting a certain way and name calling.


I didn't call wude anything. Dorian likes being called a faggot, because that's what he is. You however brought it upon yourself as you instigated a flame war. I've kept my distance from you to try and let you redeem yourself within the community but it's obvious that you just can't stop coming across like a pathetic, butt-hurt chump.
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Re: Anti-jokes

Postby Bluecast » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:49 pm

See you keep laying insults. I have yet to name call you. I'm as cool as a cucumber right now.
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Re: Anti-jokes

Postby Spokane » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:50 pm

Why does Bluecast continue to make the Dojo unfun?

Because he just wants this place to die and everyone to join his forums.

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Re: Anti-jokes

Postby QWERTY » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:51 pm

Bluecast wrote: I'm as cool as a cucumber right now.


The last thing that anyone can call you is "cool". :lol:

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Re: Anti-jokes

Postby Bluecast » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:52 pm

QWERTY™ wrote:
Bluecast wrote: I'm as cool as a cucumber right now.


The last thing that anyone can call you is "cool". :lol:

I don't really care what others think. I don't need others to help my own self esteem unlike some.
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