Man accused of raping a duck, in Turkey

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Re: Man accused of raping a duck, in Turkey

Postby Thief » Thu Oct 04, 2012 7:59 pm

Not exactly what I'd call good conduckt.
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Re: Man accused of raping a duck, in Turkey

Postby shengoro86 » Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:12 pm

I'm surprised Ryo never got hit because he always kept the duck in his pocket.
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Re: Man accused of raping a duck, in Turkey

Postby Axm » Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:17 pm

This duck wont be racing anytime soon.

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Re: Man accused of raping a duck, in Turkey

Postby AnimeGamer183 » Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:35 pm

I just wanna say that this thread is full of bad jokes and fail, you should all be ashamed of yourselves.

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Re: Man accused of raping a duck, in Turkey

Postby KiBa » Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:47 pm

Bluecast wrote: Turducken?


=D>

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIOCaOpBGpE[/youtube]

& "Sufferin' succotash!"

Done.

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Re: Man accused of raping a duck, in Turkey

Postby Spokane » Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:25 pm

AnimeGamer183 wrote: I just wanna say that this thread is full of bad jokes and fail, you should all be ashamed of yourselves.


If it doesn't have tits, it doesn't impress AG.
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Re: Man accused of raping a duck, in Turkey

Postby Kenny » Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:47 pm

AnimeGamer183 wrote: I just wanna say that this thread is full of bad jokes and fail, you should all be ashamed of yourselves.


Why did the chicken cross the road?

So it wouldn't receive the same fate as the duck.
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Re: Man accused of raping a duck, in Turkey

Postby Calshot » Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:05 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXPcBI4CJc8[/youtube]
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Re: Man accused of raping a duck, in Turkey

Postby Yokosuka Martian » Fri Oct 05, 2012 1:57 pm

so. many. bird PUNS
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Re: Man accused of raping a duck, in Turkey

Postby Spokane » Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:04 pm

There is a pretty bad one here on a local commercial, for a place called Cheap Cheap Cheap Carpet. The commercial has this baby chick going cheap cheap cheap because that's what it sounds like when they vocalize. Its goddamn annoying.
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Re: Man accused of raping a duck, in Turkey

Postby Bluecast » Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:10 pm

KiBa wrote:
Bluecast wrote: Turducken?


=D>

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIOCaOpBGpE[/youtube]

& "Sufferin' succotash!"

Done.

When I was a kid this movie confused me very much.

I still think lea thompson is hot...she had perky little tits in that movie with tom cruise. Think it was the only time she was nude on film
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