What size penis do you have?

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Re: What size penis do you have?

Postby MiTT3NZ » Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:19 am

Dip it in ice for a few minutes.

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Re: What size penis do you have?

Postby Who Really Cares? » Tue Aug 13, 2013 1:05 pm

Rule of the net. What ever someone says about their penis size or number of sexual encounters its actually a lot less.
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Re: What size penis do you have?

Postby MiTT3NZ » Tue Aug 13, 2013 1:09 pm

Rule of the net? We've been doing it for so long it pre-dates verbal communication.

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Re: What size penis do you have?

Postby south carmain » Tue Aug 13, 2013 1:09 pm

Who Really Cares? wrote: Rule of the net. What ever someone says about their penis size or number of sexual encounters its actually a lot less.

Martians penis must be tiny then

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Re: What size penis do you have?

Postby St. Elmo's Fire » Tue Aug 13, 2013 2:17 pm

The obvious exception is TEEPO who posted his dong with his name written on it!

Didn't Peter post his peter once, then later edit a huge black box over it? :lol:
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Re: What size penis do you have?

Postby Crimson Ryan » Tue Aug 13, 2013 3:13 pm

St. Elmo's Fire wrote:Didn't Peter post his peter once, then later edit a huge black box over it? :lol:

I remember OL did something similar when he bought Yakuza 4.

What? You expected a picture or something? :-"
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Re: What size penis do you have?

Postby Bluecast » Tue Aug 13, 2013 3:15 pm

south carmain wrote:
Who Really Cares? wrote: Rule of the net. What ever someone says about their penis size or number of sexual encounters its actually a lot less.

Martians penis must be tiny then

and AG must have an innie so bad he chokes.
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Re: What size penis do you have?

Postby AnimeGamer183 » Tue Aug 13, 2013 4:40 pm

^ only if we are talking about belly buttons.
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Re: What size penis do you have?

Postby OL » Wed Aug 14, 2013 2:02 am

Crimson Ryan wrote:
St. Elmo's Fire wrote:Didn't Peter post his peter once, then later edit a huge black box over it? :lol:

I remember OL did something similar when he bought Yakuza 4.

What? You expected a picture or something? :-"


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And yes, the black censor bar indicates my erect boner resting on the game's cover.

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Re: What size penis do you have?

Postby Peter » Wed Aug 14, 2013 4:41 am

St. Elmo's Fire wrote: The obvious exception is TEEPO who posted his dong with his name written on it!

Didn't Peter post his peter once, then later edit a huge black box over it? :lol:


Yea I was pissed on white wine when I done that and thought it was hilarious. Near started world war 3 around here though, and I laughed my ass off when I was threatened with a ban. :lol:

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Re: What size penis do you have?

Postby Bluecast » Wed Aug 14, 2013 4:50 am

:lol: Yeah you resent me the PM last year. Wish I kept it but couldn't due to the volume I get and then limited number. Sonikku also threatened to ban Jeff for bunny roadkill and just the other day posts a gif of roadkill. Kinda funny how people react at different points in life.
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Re: What size penis do you have?

Postby St. Elmo's Fire » Wed Aug 14, 2013 12:46 pm

Peter wrote:
St. Elmo's Fire wrote: The obvious exception is TEEPO who posted his dong with his name written on it!

Didn't Peter post his peter once, then later edit a huge black box over it? :lol:


Yea I was pissed on white wine when I done that and thought it was hilarious. Near started world war 3 around here though, and I laughed my ass off when I was threatened with a ban. :lol:


I only vaguely remember posting here as far back as that, but I do remember you were a riot of laughs when you came on here drunk back then. :lol:
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Re: What size penis do you have?

Postby Peter » Wed Aug 14, 2013 11:50 pm

Definitely were some great times on here back then. in was working in the old off lciense and coning home with booze every night and a Dominos pizza. Fuck them were the days. This place was mental then!

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Re: What size penis do you have?

Postby UnHoly Bible » Mon Aug 19, 2013 4:45 pm

I have several different sizes of penis! Come view this sale on all 6 inchers, circumcized and uncircumsized! Perfect for the bedroom!
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Re: What size penis do you have?

Postby cApNhOwDy » Mon Aug 19, 2013 6:39 pm

I have a teeny peeny, little weenie.
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