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Woman's Butt Explodes

Postby Riku Rose » Tue Jul 14, 2015 6:15 pm

BOSTON, MA - A woman is in a coma after her butt implants exploded while doing squats at a gym.

Serena Beuford, 27, was working out for an Instagram video when she heard a loud pop. Soon after, she fell to the floor screaming in agony... saying that her butt was gone.

According to Beuford's sister Jackie, Serena had visited an unlicensed clinic to get a 64-inch bottom. She said her sister wanted to become famous on Instagram.

That clinic is now under investigation.

Doctors said Beuford will require extensive medical procedures to repair the damage caused by the implants.

The eruption of her implants caused severe damage to her rectum, colon, and lower intestines.

The doctor treating Beuford said implants are not healthy for the body and are not meant to last long.

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Re: Woman's Butt Explodes

Postby Axm » Tue Jul 14, 2015 6:28 pm

Does anyone here actually find this kind of ass sexy? I cant get in bed with that large of a situation going on. And even for a visual, its such an obvious fake.
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Re: Woman's Butt Explodes

Postby Wude-Tang Clan » Tue Jul 14, 2015 6:33 pm

Sounds like this procedure was half assed.

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Re: Woman's Butt Explodes

Postby AnimeGamer183 » Tue Jul 14, 2015 6:54 pm

Axm wrote: Does anyone here actually find this kind of ass sexy? I cant get in bed with that large of a situation going on. And even for a visual, its such an obvious fake.


depends what it looks like bare. It looks like she stuffed pillows in her leggings in those pics though.
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Re: Woman's Butt Explodes

Postby rome » Tue Jul 14, 2015 7:19 pm

Axm wrote: Does anyone here actually find this kind of ass sexy? I cant get in bed with that large of a situation going on. And even for a visual, its such an obvious fake.

Not that obviously fake. Na.
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Re: Woman's Butt Explodes

Postby shredingskin » Tue Jul 14, 2015 7:20 pm

Axm wrote: Does anyone here actually find this kind of ass sexy? I cant get in bed with that large of a situation going on. And even for a visual, its such an obvious fake.


Those kind of people get addicted, sucks.

But the thing is, why was she at the gym ? It's not like you are going to gain much muscle in the silicone.

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Re: Woman's Butt Explodes

Postby AnimeGamer183 » Tue Jul 14, 2015 7:31 pm

^ to show it off and act like she gained it from working out at the gym? Women can be so damn confusing... hopefully she is okay. All these body modification surgeries and procedures you can get these days are scarey. I like all natural just fine.
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Re: Woman's Butt Explodes

Postby Wude-Tang Clan » Tue Jul 14, 2015 7:38 pm

AnimeGamer183 wrote:Women can be so damn confusing...

Not really.

Butt, yes, she was there to do squats and operated under the illusion that everyone in her immediate vicinity would stop what they're doing and stare at her fake ass. There are a lot of stupid bitches that go to the gym solely for the purpose of doing squats to get attention.
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Re: Woman's Butt Explodes

Postby shredingskin » Tue Jul 14, 2015 7:48 pm

Well, birds also sing to get laid so...
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Re: Woman's Butt Explodes

Postby AnimeGamer183 » Tue Jul 14, 2015 7:59 pm

Wude-Tang Clan wrote:
AnimeGamer183 wrote:Women can be so damn confusing...

Not really.


Not to say all women are like that, but there are the ones that try to completely fuck a mans mind and control it. I get it if that doesnt apply to you specifically, if thats the case, it doesnt even really apply to me, but on the collective, its hard to determine why they do some of the things they do some times, although this one is a bit more obvious: attention.
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Re: Woman's Butt Explodes

Postby Sonne2 » Tue Jul 14, 2015 8:12 pm

My reaction to this article.

https://youtu.be/Dqqks9cOYwc?t=12m10s
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Re: Woman's Butt Explodes

Postby Wude-Tang Clan » Tue Jul 14, 2015 8:47 pm

AnimeGamer183 wrote:
Wude-Tang Clan wrote:
AnimeGamer183 wrote:Women can be so damn confusing...

Not really.


Not to say all women are like that, but there are the ones that try to completely fuck a mans mind and control it. I get it if that doesnt apply to you specifically, if thats the case, it doesnt even really apply to me, but on the collective, its hard to determine why they do some of the things they do some times, although this one is a bit more obvious: attention.


Right, of course.

There's always a motive, usually thinly veiled, whether it's to test a man to see what he's really made of, by prodding him to see how his emotions can be controlled, or by using sex, or crying to gain forgiveness etc. Same goes for both genders.

As the old adage goes: men manipulate their environment, women manipulate men; the caveat being, if they're weak enough.
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Re: Woman's Butt Explodes

Postby HedlessChickn » Tue Jul 14, 2015 9:05 pm

Do I detect a minty hint of misogyny in here?

*sniffs*

Yep, I sure do.
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Re: Woman's Butt Explodes

Postby Wude-Tang Clan » Tue Jul 14, 2015 9:12 pm

HedlessChickn wrote: Do I detect a minty hint of misogyny in here?

*sniffs*

Yep, I sure do.

No, you don't.
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Re: Woman's Butt Explodes

Postby Thief » Tue Jul 14, 2015 9:24 pm

don't turn this into another feminism topic -- just laugh at the idiot whose butt exploded

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