Yall voted for it, yall brought it on yallselves. talk all the shit yall want about me, none of it means a damn thing. I have every right to be saying what im saying, my resolve wont waiver, I wont back down without a fight, thats just the way I am. Its alot more than some you jokers can say. Yall ...

Saw this in the market the other day. Excellent example of Phoshopping skillz.

Thief wrote: Dojo drama is good entertainment though.

Totally. In fact, I must give ol' Rapeface plaudits for distracting me from my extremely severe hangover.

MiTT3NZ wrote: What's funny is, I'm pretty sure we all knew this topic'd end up with AG throwing a hissy fit.

Lest we forget the hilarious reaction to the deletion of the junk forum? He really does have a habit of flying off the handle at the drop of a hat. He's the new Ryudo.

mue 26 wrote: It's crime that the dojo holds the quotidian internet gags of an uncultivated dullard like qwerty in the same esteem as the sheer wit of LGS.

Where are your awards?

^ I rest my case. If you concentrated more on posting worthwhile responses then you might find yourself in the same esteemed position as me. I didn't become (joint) funniest member and Shenmue Dojo Member of the Month for November and December 2013 by accident y'know. All this energy you've put int...

Somebody had to win worst member and in the absence of Ryudo I had to vote you as the worst. Nothing personal.

south carmain wrote:as far as I know we don't have a special club on here that gets together and decides who we're all going to gang up on

I've just pm'd you the password to the Shenmue Dojo Select forum.

I don't think anyone is "ganging up" on you as such, but if you act like a total tool then everyone will share a mutual opinion that you're a bit of a bell end. You reap what you sow.

I think this place is in quite a good state at the mo tbh. Quite a fair amount of mature adult discussion without having to resort to jokes about homosexual gangbangs and dildos. You need to fix up, AG. Winning the 3 worst awards is pretty embarrassing yo.

Fucking broke my hand on NYE. Spent 4 hours in A&E New Year's Day morning. Pretty sure I punched something when I realised no takeaways were open (not 100% on that though).

^ lol. Good to see you won everything I voted you for!

mue 26 wrote:

Got alot of size 12 shoes this year cause you cant find them in Japan unless you just want Basketball sneakers.

Haha, that's crazy! Isn't a problem for me though, as I only have size 6 feet....hence the average sized penis I guess...

Fucking hell! Are you a midget?

Mine has been ok. Aussies don't really "do" Christmas like back home in England and it's been fucking hot so it doesn't really feel like Christmas at all. I got a few bits and bobs and tickets to this... http://www.letthemeatcakenyd.com.au/ I'm also going swimming with seals and dolphins i...

Why do black people love fried chicken so much?