Please give me some of your time...

Guys, I don't think she meant that she wanted some of his time.

I think she means she wants some of his dick








Fun fact, when I was in middle school, my mom initially wouldn't let me import Shenmue II on Dreamcast because, in the UK, there are certain channels where people broadcast the news, in the nude. She was worried that there might be some risque material, JUST LIKE THIS SMUT, in Shenmue II, which is why it wasn't being released in the United States.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=uIH4jUIK5zs#t=6874

I mean, I'm as excited as anyone else here is about Shenmue Three, but if I have to have an RFID chip implanted in order to play it that actually just might be the one thing that prevents me from playing it. I can't believe I'm even suggesting that I wouldn't play the fuck out of some Shenmue III, duck races and transvestites be damned.

:-s

Oh, I see you are confused, I'll explain.

Duck Racing is a special gambling event in Shenmue II which can only be unlocked by following a specific set of side-events. Also, a penguin enters the race on rainy days.

And a transvestite is a person who likes to dress like a person of the opposite sex.