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Re: It's peanut butter and Axm time.

Axm, you pizza boy fuck!
by Joe Pesci
Thu Aug 23, 2012 6:44 am
 
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Re: So, yea, Tony Scott....

Spokane wrote:Stupid false news. The media jumped the bridge again I see.


fixed.
by Joe Pesci
Thu Aug 23, 2012 6:45 am
 
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Re: Batman 3

Yeah and a magic chiropractor who can suddenly push Batman's spine back into him. Yay!
by Joe Pesci
Fri Aug 24, 2012 5:22 am
 
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Re: What movie are you watching right now?

Kenny wrote:The US one is just a shot for shot remake. So you're not missing much.


LITERALLY.

Michael Haneke is one of the greatest directors ever though, seriously. I love all of his work, and it makes perfect sense why he remade Funny Games.
by Joe Pesci
Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:36 am
 
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AVATARS AND SIGS

Anyone want me to create them a new avatar or sig using photoshop? Give me the subject and what you might want in it, I'll create it if it is a good idea. Better yet, if you think someone has a shit avatar or sig that needs a serious cosmetic makeover, let me know and I will make it for them. Then Yama will edit their profile and force them to use it. :twisted:

PS - OL can vouch for my sig skills.
by Joe Pesci
Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:29 am
 
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Re: AVATARS AND SIGS

So I played around a little bit, AXM. What do you think?

Image'

Any recommendations for improvements?
by Joe Pesci
Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:43 am
 
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Re: AVATARS AND SIGS

You heard The Gingefners, now it he shall be Jew Pesci, and this shall be his avatar.
by Joe Pesci
Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:17 am
 
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Re: Batman 3

@OL

It has nothing to do with his films being entertaining. And I won't say that they're not. Because to be quite honest I am entertained by them. I just love to hate Nolan. He adds a valuable asset to the prism with which I perceive movies. I just think his films have a lot of the same conventions of say, Michael Bay, but because he dresses it up with some photorealistic elements and melodrama he doesn't receive even close to the same stigmatic backlash that Bay does.

Also, we all really are film students. ;)
by Joe Pesci
Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:42 pm
 
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Re: Batman 3

About Blake:

I think that thing with the Robin reveal at the end is being taken far too seriously. To me, that's just a little nod, like a joke from Nolan. It's mentioned and then quickly disposed with "Hey you should change your name to Robin!!" "Ah yeh whatever."

I thought the character fitted in well. For the whole movie, he is pretty much Robin. Just not in costume. And to me that plays so much stronger to what that movie is all about, with the rise against Bane and the others. Because all Bruce Wayne wanted, as he said in the first movie and even reflects in this one, was that he wanted to inspire people and wanted to say that anyone could be Batman. And so here then in this movie you have this regular guy, who's even less fortunate than Bruce was, being inspired by Batman and just being good to people, providing hope when there wasn't any, and just looking out for his fellow man. He goes as far as Batman without being in costume and I think that couldn't have been handled better to close that aspect of the trilogy in all honesty.

Is it the best movie ever? No. Is it the best of the trilogy. No. But is it a good action blockbuster? Absolutely.

Hmm, really?

"Because all Bruce Wayne wanted, as he said in the first movie and even reflects in this one, was that he wanted to inspire people and wanted to say that anyone could be Batman."

I guess you didn't watch the opening of The Dark Knight then, when Nolan was pretty much saying that no one can be Batman except for Bruce, showing all of the Batman impostors sucking. People can try, but they will fail miserably, philosophically, physically, and financially.

Then he goes and does this shit in Batman 3 without being convincing in any way. It's like you're justifying a lazy narrative by saying it's a "nod". It doesn't change the fact that it was a major chunk of the film which finally culminated in his discovery of the bat cave, wherein it felt hollow and gimmicky. So forced. This kid he barely knows is gonna take over as Batman. Nolan to me comes across as so egotistical that he needs to literally make Batman retire because he is no longer directing. There was no good reason for Bats to ride off into the sunset the way he did. He just suddenly retires from that work ethic, after an already 8 year hiatus. I just think Bruce giving him the keys to his alternate identity only works for marketing purposes, and that sucks. Sure, make something work, then make it work for marketing. But don't make it only work for marketing. That's just lazy.

The concept of the nod is kind of cool, but executed poorly, like most of his great (sometimes brilliant) concepts.
by Joe Pesci
Sat Sep 01, 2012 2:47 am
 
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Re: AVATARS AND SIGS

This is something I made quickly for sailors? just brainstorming. This is just for fun, you're now an element.
by Joe Pesci
Wed Sep 05, 2012 4:20 am
 
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Re: AVATARS AND SIGS

Spokane wrote: Thank you kind sir. I knew a good idea would come to me.


Here it is.
by Joe Pesci
Wed Sep 05, 2012 3:54 am
 
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Re: Post a PM

Yeah, I know, an eye for an eye makes the world go blind... but I was bored and at work while the majority of my mates were at the pub. I had nothing better to do. Sorry all (apart from him ).


I don't like that saying, especially after seeing Seven Psychopaths. Sam Rockwell mentions that there is no way that can be true, because there will be a guy with one eye left. And how is the last blind guy gonna take out the last guy with one eye?
by Joe Pesci
Sat Sep 08, 2012 5:33 am
 
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Re: AVATARS AND SIGS

mue 26 wrote: I need an avatar for my SUK account, but I don't know what to use (and I kind of like the default "No avatar" Ryo one). Any ideas of what would reflect my personality, Joe?


Yeah but they are all NSFW.
by Joe Pesci
Sat Sep 08, 2012 5:34 am
 
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Re: Post a PM

Hey
Sent: Wed Jan 26, 2011 7:06 pm
From: Joe Pesci
To: Yama

So I am just curious as to why Beedle was banned. I think that the lack of explanation is almost worse than the banning itself. Right now I am under the assumption that Ryudo is just abusing his power and it seems like a poor example of moderating to me. I heard that you never replied to Beedle but it would cool to see something from you at least.


Turns out beedle deserved it.
by Joe Pesci
Sat Sep 08, 2012 7:21 pm
 
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Re: AVATARS AND SIGS

Why are you asking Jesus you atheistic fuck?
by Joe Pesci
Sat Sep 08, 2012 7:37 pm
 
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Re: Members MIA

Segata Sanshiro Jr. wrote:
Who Really Cares? wrote: Joe Pesci will come back once Man of Steel is out so he can moan about Nolan :P


Nolan makes him moan...he needs to date more guys.


I don't blame Nolan for the travesty that was the Man of Steel.
by Joe Pesci
Thu Jul 11, 2013 3:35 pm
 
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Re: Members MIA

You should have left it at "I was just thinking about you." It's the more romantic Spokane that I know.
by Joe Pesci
Fri Jul 12, 2013 5:09 am
 
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Re: Members of the Dojo you would like to meet (2012 style)

QWERTY wrote:
Joe Pesci wrote:I wanna meet more of you, I wouldn't mind not only shitting in your mouths, but cumming in them too.


Woo, edgy. Oh and it's alphabetical order btw.


Inverse retort:

Thank you for the correction.

It's not edgy you sarcastic fuck. Go fuck yourself.
by Joe Pesci
Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:46 pm
 
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Re: Members of the Dojo you would like to meet (2012 style)

In Alphabetic Order
1. Beeds
2. Gnfnrs
3. Hellraiser (don't know what he goes by these days)
4. Kenny
5. Kiba
5. OL
6. Ryudo
7. Segata Sanshiro Jr
8.Twist05, so I can shit in his mouth.

I wanna meet more of you, I wouldn't mind not only shitting in your mouths, but cumming in them too.

With love,

Pesci
by Joe Pesci
Sun Jul 28, 2013 4:54 am
 
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Re: Members of the Dojo you would like to meet (2012 style)

mue 26 wrote: And still no attempt to rectify that list? Proper heartbreak.


You know I would meet you first and foremost. Your muesings alone would be worth it.
by Joe Pesci
Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:56 pm
 
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Re: New Shenmue forum moderator! (BlueMue)

OL wrote: :lol:
Yeah, I honestly don't even know how much there is to moderate at the moment anyway, but welcome to the fold all the same. Maybe we'll get some troublemakers soon and you can go to town.


Do I need to stir up some trouble?
by Joe Pesci
Wed Mar 11, 2015 9:09 pm
 
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Re: SHENMUE 3 ANNOUNCED FOR PS4 KICKSTARTER!

And we are re-animated.
by Joe Pesci
Mon Jun 15, 2015 11:21 pm
 
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Re: SHENMUE 3 ANNOUNCED FOR PS4 KICKSTARTER!

Just pledged 300. That's a pretty good chunk o' change for me, but I guess this means more to me than I thought it would.
Oh, and I just have to say I've never been so happy to be totally wrong. :mrgreen:
Here I was saying how something like Shenmue would never be announced at E3 nowadays. Poopoo on me, and I don't care.

I am thinking about robbing a bank, taking out payday loans, and murdering babies to pledge 10,000 dollars. What does the murdering babies have to do with getting the 10K, you ask? Nothing.
by Joe Pesci
Mon Jun 15, 2015 11:51 pm
 
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Re: Shenmue 3 won't be that good

Yes, we are all hyped about the recent news about Shenmue 3 being made though Kickstarter, but the game will not be as good as the first two games. Looking at the screenshots of Shenmue 3, it looks terrible. It does not have any shenmue feeling to it. It just looks plain and generic. I know it's early to judge, but looking at these ingame screen shots, they look pretty bad. At least it's better than nothing.


http://i577.photobucket.com/albums/ss215/blink181/942936391c79b3d63a33c350a8add2bb_original_zps4snllw2u.jpg

This fucking guy.
by Joe Pesci
Mon Jun 15, 2015 11:54 pm
 
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Re: Technique Scrolls

Holy fucking shit, this reminds me of the bump feature. Dammit Yu, make the bump feature a stretch goal! I want to kick the shit out of random strangers on the street.
by Joe Pesci
Tue Jun 16, 2015 1:25 am
 
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Re: Future ideas for Shenmue PLEASE CONTRIBUTE TO THIS

I hope they introduce a timed event that you need to quickly react to by pushing a corresponding button on the controller.
by Joe Pesci
Tue Jun 16, 2015 1:35 am
 
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Re: Yu Suzuki - Reddit AMA Today 21:30 PST / 05.30 GMT

How accurately will Shenmue III be compared to your original vision of the game or will there be major compromises?

Suzuki: There are a total of 11 chapters that make up the whole story. Over the past 14 years I originally planned for there to 4 or five games to the series. If at all possible, I would still like to realize the full story of 11 chapters.

He didn't really answer the question. :cry:

I think that is his way of answering the question. He is basically saying he wants to retain that full vision if at all possible. Meaning he doesn't want to compromise, which is great!
by Joe Pesci
Sat Jun 20, 2015 1:05 am
 
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Re: Yu Suzuki - Reddit AMA Today 21:30 PST / 05.30 GMT


Anyway, a horse?? That alone has me stoked if true.

Oh, and like I posted earlier, can I suggest someone GIld one of Yu's posts? It's a reddit thing, to show appreciation. I would if I could right now.

That seems the plan :D

Don't we have pay for the Glld? I think I rather invest the money back to campaign :lol:

I gilded the main post. Now he has a gold star. At the very least it draws more attention to the AMA. I haven't even pledged to the campaign yet. I plan at least 300 but am waiting to see what other tiers look like.
by Joe Pesci
Sat Jun 20, 2015 4:33 am
 
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Re: The reunion topic.

Quite frankly I am surprised most of you are alive, including myself. I was thinking about leading a cult kool-aid suicide once Shenmue III was officially cancelled.
by Joe Pesci
Sat Jun 20, 2015 1:34 am
 
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Re: Random Thoughts

How many of us have died? I was looking for things to not change. I want to leave for a while and come back to the same old Dojo-goers, but no, you all have to go and die on me.
by Joe Pesci
Mon Aug 29, 2016 12:59 am
 
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