What makes a Man?

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Re: What makes a Man?

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Re: What makes a Man?

Postby Supa » Sun May 17, 2015 5:25 pm

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Re: What makes a Man?

Postby Sonikku » Mon May 18, 2015 10:26 am

God damn, brosauce. Even I am manlier than you. :lol:
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Re: What makes a Man?

Postby Riku Rose » Mon May 18, 2015 10:31 am

A moustache. If you can't grow a Tom Selleck moustache just fuck right off. The only real man who doesn't need one is Paul Rudd and he grew one for Anchorman just to show he's the man of all men.
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Re: What makes a Man?

Postby Peter » Mon May 18, 2015 10:58 am

I always thought it was how many roads must he walk down...
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Re: What makes a Man?

Postby ys » Mon May 18, 2015 12:02 pm

south carmain wrote: Only way of determining manhood is obviously penis size. If you're under 9 inches then you're inadequate and no one will ever take you seriously.

For the record, we're talking girth here of course.
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Re: What makes a Man?

Postby Crimson Ryan » Mon May 18, 2015 12:44 pm

I can see a TEEPO-like situation coming..
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Re: What makes a Man?

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Re: What makes a Man?

Postby Sir JC Denton » Wed May 20, 2015 12:09 pm

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Re: What makes a Man?

Postby Mr. Frozen » Sat May 23, 2015 12:27 am

Being a "Man" basically means being sexually attractive to women. So that means staying fit, and being comfortable enough with yourself to the point that you are no longer performing for the social approval of others. You will also need to have a mastery of social customs so you do not offend anyone with your actions. Also you will need to be able to identify problems in your life and take steps towards fixing them.

So basically if you know how to stay sexy physically and mentally, you are a man. According to people I have interacted with during my life, at least.
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Re: What makes a Man?

Postby Brosauce » Tue May 26, 2015 2:57 am

Mr. Frozen wrote: Being a "Man" basically means being sexually attractive to women. So that means staying fit, and being comfortable enough with yourself to the point that you are no longer performing for the social approval of others.

So basically if you know how to stay sexy physically and mentally, you are a man.

Hell no it dosen't. You are much more of a man than others if you are very scruffy and unattractive to certain women since that is the nature of all men. Some women may take a like to men like that but honestly. Just because you are good looking dosen't make you a man, in fact it would make you more of a women to look good with no facial hair at all. I have a bigger unibrow as a result of shaving it of a few years back which I kinda regret and now I know how much more of a man I look and are.
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Re: What makes a Man?

Postby south carmain » Tue May 26, 2015 6:20 am

Brosauce wrote:
Mr. Frozen wrote: Being a "Man" basically means being sexually attractive to women. So that means staying fit, and being comfortable enough with yourself to the point that you are no longer performing for the social approval of others.

So basically if you know how to stay sexy physically and mentally, you are a man.

Hell no it dosen't. You are much more of a man than others if you are very scruffy and unattractive to certain women since that is the nature of all men. Some women may take a like to men like that but honestly. Just because you are good looking dosen't make you a man, in fact it would make you more of a women to look good with no facial hair at all. I have a bigger unibrow as a result of shaving it of a few years back which I kinda regret and now I know how much more of a man I look and are.

Wait you have a unibrow? But i thought you were asian-british and not asian-british :^)
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Re: What makes a Man?

Postby MiTT3NZ » Tue May 26, 2015 6:50 am

We're either in for a "lol guyz, it was me all along!" or a "fuck you all, I'm never comin back here, get a life!"

Might be a few days, maybe even a few months, but I can taste it every time I pick my nose.

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Re: What makes a Man?

Postby sand4fish » Tue May 26, 2015 12:25 pm

What's up with the self-help topics? LOL... I thought this would be some kind of philosophical debate when I looked up at the topic but no lol. Some of the comments made my day.

Why not dabble on what makes a woman too? I volunteer to count the number of misogynistic comments :mrgreen:
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Re: What makes a Man?

Postby Peter » Wed May 27, 2015 1:08 am

MiTT3NZ wrote: We're either in for a "lol guyz, it was me all along!" or a "fuck you all, I'm never comin back here, get a life!"

Might be a few days, maybe even a few months, but I can taste it every time I pick my nose.


The problem is, is that with Shenmue rumors and the social media numbers always increasing, you can sometimes get stray puppies wandering in, wondering how to become a man, or how to make new friends.
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