What makes a Man?

[Kenny]

We're either in for a "lol guyz, it was me all along!" or a "fuck you all, I'm never comin back here, get a life!"

Might be a few days, maybe even a few months, but I can taste it every time I pick my nose.

The former, all the way.

[Brosauce]

We're either in for a "lol guyz, it was me all along!" or a "fuck you all, I'm never comin back here, get a life!"

Might be a few days, maybe even a few months, but I can taste it every time I pick my nose.

The problem is, is that with Shenmue rumors and the social media numbers always increasing, you can sometimes get stray puppies wandering in, wondering how to become a man, or how to make new friends.

What are you on about? You are lucky that I exist. I'm one of the few kids that actually know Shenmue very well and understand it like you guys do. Only difference is that I played it a few years after the release but my brother played it at launch. I'm able to pass on Shenmue to my future family If I ever do have one. Don't reffer to me as a 'stray puppy' please. Is this how you talk about people? That makes me feel like an outsider.

Also, I can talk about what I want. That's what the off topic section is for. I know it has its boundaries but if people participate in the thread don't blame me for any stupidity.

[south carmain]

Honour and a penis.

[Peter]

What are you on about?

Read my post again if you are confused.

You are lucky that I exist.

You know nothing about me, wether i am a lucky person or not. You only know what i tell you about me, and in fact I am one of the most unluckiest people. Need proof? Well..... you exist.

I'm one of the few kids that actually know Shenmue very well and understand it like you guys do.

Again, your presumption that you get something and understand something means you have a superpower to read peoples minds and interpret their emotions. This is impossible, and also unacceptable! I wish to make a complaint to God. Wheres my quill and parchment.

Only difference is that I played it a few years after the release

You are 15 allegedly. A few years after its release and you were around 3. Did the guy behind the counter of the shop not freak the fuck out when this 3 year old with a rattle and a nappy, tried to hand him the money for an Xbox and Shenmue II?

but my brother played it at launch.

Could he not have joined?

I'm able to pass on Shenmue to my future family If I ever do have one.

You wont because you wont have a future family. We are all fucked. Going to get hit by a giant asteroid, remember?

Don't reffer to me as a 'stray puppy' please.

Well, that is a polite request. You used manners. This is a request i can grant good sir.

Is this how you talk about people?

Pretty much. Fun innit?

That makes me feel like an outsider.

But you are an outsider. You are asking strangers on a message board of a game that is older, than you how you can become a man. I mean if that doesn't coin the term "outsider" then i gotta buy a vowel. (that's a saying from the TV show called "Wheel of Fortune". You should check it out, it had a wheel and awesome prizes! Before your time though so excuse the fashion and hair styles.)

Also, I can talk about what I want.

Yay! You're a big boy now!

That's what the off topic section is for.

No shit.

I know it has its boundaries but if people participate in the thread don't blame me for any stupidity

You gave birth to the stupiduty with this topic. Thus all stupidity that followed is your own doing. You started this fire, we are all just dancing round it.

[Brosauce]

Alright I'll stop. This the second time I've said sorry on this forum.

[Kenny]

The troll must be nice and fat by now from all that feeding.

[Bambi]

The troll must be nice and fat by now from all that feeding.

[Ryuuji95]

Maybe a Leather jacket?