Things that get on your proverbial tits

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Re: Things that get on your proverbial tits

Postby Sonoshee » Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:22 pm

MiTT3NZ wrote:
Also, what the fuck is with McDonalds? They do the best strawberry milkshakes in the world - bar my own - but around 50% of em taste like the milk's gone off. It's always the same ones n'all. How fucking difficult is it to get fresh milk you lazy bastards?


Well, at least they can get those beautiful, beautiful cheese quarter pounders right. :heart:
Having stopped at various branches around the country over the years, I've always had the same consistent quality.
Their fries however... sometimes they already come salted, other times they don't. It's a pain in the backside. And the drinks are always the same - half drink, half ice. :roll:
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Re: Things that get on your proverbial tits

Postby NeoShredder » Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:48 pm

Sonoshee wrote:
MiTT3NZ wrote:
Also, what the fuck is with McDonalds? They do the best strawberry milkshakes in the world - bar my own - but around 50% of em taste like the milk's gone off. It's always the same ones n'all. How fucking difficult is it to get fresh milk you lazy bastards?

Their fries however... sometimes they already come salted, other times they dont


The trick to guarantee good fries to specifically ask for them without salt, then they have to make them fresh. Then just add your own salt.

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Re: Things that get on your proverbial tits

Postby Bambi » Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:56 pm

NeoShredder wrote:
Sonoshee wrote:
MiTT3NZ wrote:
Also, what the fuck is with McDonalds? They do the best strawberry milkshakes in the world - bar my own - but around 50% of em taste like the milk's gone off. It's always the same ones n'all. How fucking difficult is it to get fresh milk you lazy bastards?

Their fries however... sometimes they already come salted, other times they dont


The trick to guarantee good fries to specifically ask for them without salt, then they have to make them fresh. Then just add your own salt.

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Re: Things that get on your proverbial tits

Postby Crimson Ryan » Wed Jun 24, 2015 4:50 pm

Being called bro.
Being called dude.
Being called mate.
Being called by my first name by people I haven't told.
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Re: Things that get on your proverbial tits

Postby MiTT3NZ » Wed Jun 24, 2015 4:58 pm

^I can slightly understand "bro" and "dude", but mate's pretty standard. And what about when you start a new job and someone already knows your name? Fair enough like, but still... just odd to me.
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Re: Things that get on your proverbial tits

Postby Bambi » Wed Jun 24, 2015 5:04 pm

Crimson Ryan wrote: Being called bro.
Being called dude.
Being called mate.
Being called by my first name by people I haven't told.

Not leaving people a lot of options, bro.

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Re: Things that get on your proverbial tits

Postby Henry Spencer » Wed Jun 24, 2015 5:06 pm

Crimson Ryan wrote: Being called bro.
Being called dude.
Being called mate.
Being called by my first name by people I haven't told.


Whelp. That's me struck off the Christmas list, then.
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Re: Things that get on your proverbial tits

Postby Crimson Ryan » Wed Jun 24, 2015 5:18 pm

MiTT3NZ wrote: ^I can slightly understand "bro" and "dude", but mate's pretty standard. And what about when you start a new job and someone already knows your name? Fair enough like, but still... just odd to me.

It's more if I don't know their name, either. Knew it would be a toughen to explain.

Bambi wrote:Not leaving people a lot of options, bro.

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Henry Spencer wrote:Whelp. That's me struck off the Christmas list, then.

Christmas! I'll have to add that to the list, too! :devillaugh:
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Re: Things that get on your proverbial tits

Postby rome » Wed Jun 24, 2015 5:44 pm

NeoShredder wrote:
Sonoshee wrote:
MiTT3NZ wrote:
Also, what the fuck is with McDonalds? They do the best strawberry milkshakes in the world - bar my own - but around 50% of em taste like the milk's gone off. It's always the same ones n'all. How fucking difficult is it to get fresh milk you lazy bastards?

Their fries however... sometimes they already come salted, other times they dont


The trick to guarantee good fries to specifically ask for them without salt, then they have to make them fresh. Then just add your own salt.

I've been using this trick for awhile. If you're on the other side of it, it can get a tad bit annoying.

Old people in front of you at the ATM :mad:

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Re: Things that get on your proverbial tits

Postby MiTT3NZ » Wed Jun 24, 2015 5:46 pm

Just old people in general. And fat people walking side-by-side on a narrow pavement. In fact, no, again, just fat people in general. No, just people.

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Re: Things that get on your proverbial tits

Postby rome » Wed Jun 24, 2015 5:55 pm

MiTT3NZ wrote: Just old people in general. And fat people walking side-by-side on a narrow pavement. In fact, no, again, just fat people in general. No, just people.

Yes, people in general. That narrow pavement comment gave me quite the laugh though.

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Re: Things that get on your proverbial tits

Postby Shenmuedabest » Wed Jun 24, 2015 5:56 pm

Yesss... yesss... feel the hate flow through you...

Ahem.

Anyway...

"Cheeky" fucking "Nandos". Next person I hear say that is gonna get a dry slap (provided they're smaller than me).

Hit "like" if you don't like cancer. Fuck me. Are there people out there that *do* like cancer? I mean yeah, I can get down with AIDS, coz it's AIDS innit, what's not to like? But cancer? Guess I'd best hit "like" to show my support.

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Re: Things that get on your proverbial tits

Postby Peter » Wed Jun 24, 2015 6:07 pm

How i know me, and possibly a lot of us are dead on the path to becoming this guy...

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Re: Things that get on your proverbial tits

Postby elfshadowreaper » Wed Jun 24, 2015 6:14 pm

Pedants. I can't stand when you make a spelling or grammar mistake and someone jumps all over you about it. Even in a semi-kind way. I know it stems from insecurity and a need to correct someone who is more esteemed at something than you but it really gets on my nerves.
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Re: Things that get on your proverbial tits

Postby Riku Rose » Wed Jun 24, 2015 6:19 pm

Nosey people. I like keeping myself to myself and if I want you to know something I'll tell you. Someone sees you walking down the street with a woman and suddenly everyone wants to know who she is and how serious it is when they've just built up that there is a romance themselves. At my old job if you said something as simple as you went to the cinema they wanted to know who with. It got to the point where I just refused to say anything about what I did outside of work. When they asked what I'd been up to I'd just say stuff and refuse to elaborate.

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