more shenmue bloopers

[SpikyAd]

When Fuka - san gets thrown out of the dojo he lands into Ryo causing them to both fall on the floor together lol

[Joe Pesci]

when Ryo sees Mark getting beat up
Angels thug 1: yeah,kick the bleep out've him
Angels thug 2: bleep his bleep bleep up
Mark: Oh motha bleeping bleep bleep

Ryo: Can I join?
*starts to kick Mark*

lol! that was a funny one

[Anthers]

My old classics from the old forums, I can't thiunk of any more right now!

-Ryo stands on the top deck of the ship as it sails away, and he says "To infinity and beyond!".

-When the black suits guys go out to recover the Dragon mirror, two men are there chopping the tree down.

-Ryo drinks some of the medicine that he finds in the basement of the dojo: "Mmm, that's good elixir of youth... Whoa!" He then sees a bunch of hippie stuff (i.e. colorful swirl).

-Black suit guy: Lan Di Sama, we have it.
He brings in a tray of candy.

-Lan Di and his men are seen cramming into a VW Beetle to get away.

-Ryo sees the cockroach in the kitchen:
"Just a cockroach."
He sees a yellow blob on his lawn:
"Just a plasmodia."
He sees Bob Dole outside the gate:
"Just a politician."
He sees a guy wearing a ski mask holding Ine-san at gunpoint:
"Just a terrorist."

-When Ryo and Ren enter Yuan's room, there is no bird in the cage; instead Zhang is in there banging a tin cup on the bars.

[Malik Ishtahl]

jimmy accidently runs to far and gets hit by the van

[Joe Pesci]

Ryo accidently runs into Lan Di at the harbor and says excuse me sir and never even notices it is Lan Di, stupid huh?

[Sonikku]

I remember once reading somwhere

Lan Di: Where-is-the bathroom?
Iwao Hazuki: I have no intention of telling you!

[Neo Matrix]

No, it's CHINESE culture for the last name, then the first name. And remember the first name is split into two("Yuan Da")
And yeah, I know what you mean about the voices. I think that was actually supposed to be Jones(the bald, bearded sailor sitting at the counter) saying "Milk's perfect for a schoolboy I'd say!", but it came out kinda wrong..it certainly sounds like his voice anyhow.

Well, Miles, Japanese does do the same thing - remember in Japanese Ryo always named himself as "Hazuki Ryo-da"

I always interpreted the bar scene as the bearded guy saying "Milk's perfect..." etc, not the barman, while accepting that it does look a bit odd.

Talk of voice chagnes, although this is in Shenmue IIx - when you fight the Wild Man of the Mountains, the MC goes "Readdddddyyyyy!" And then a completely different voice, sounding remarkably like Homer Simpson shouts, "Go!"

Yeah, that's true. Do you have to end a "da" at the end if their name only has one syllable?

Nope, when he says "Hazuki Ryo da" he's saying "I'm Ryo Hazuki"... "da" is the plain form of "desu"... which he never uses in Shenmue II I think.

[Silas]

Thanx for that, Neo Matrix, as I don't actually know any Japanese, and I didn't mean to make it sound like I did! (Apart from, excuse spellings please, "Ohio gozaimas - Ohio", "Ksaaa!", "Muooooooooarika?", "Sumimasen", "Oya simona sai")

-Ryo stands on the top deck of the ship as it sails away, and he says "To infinity and beyond!".

No, he stands on the top deck and sings "Near, Far, Wherever you are,/ I believe that my heart will/ Go ooooooonnnn...."

[Neo Matrix]

I didn't see anything wrong with it... it looks like a normal question to me.

Just to check...

"Ohayo gozaimasu - Ohayo" = Good morning! - Morning!
"Kuso!" = Darn! (or any variation on that remark, including expletives depending on the tone lol)
"Muooooooooarika?" = (No idea... what is that one?)
"Sumimasen" = Sorry/Excuse me
"Oyasuminasai" = Good night.

Are those right? The spellings you had were a little off, but you need to know Japanese syllabry (is that even a word?) to know how to spell them, so I'll let it slide. :p

[Silas]

I first noticed "Muo arika?" when Baihu said it to the guy he then kills. Baihu really stretches out the "Muuuoooooo" part, which was why I spelt it that way. Then I noticed Ryo said the same thing at the end of a darts match. It means, roughly, "Is that it?"

Yep, the rest were exactly right. I've just remembered "Uro sai!" which Ryo and Ren say to each other every now and then. Any idea?

Thanks for the corrected spellings, although I just think it's fun to spell "Morning" as "Ohio"!

[Neo Matrix]

Ah... sounds like "Mou owari ka?" which means "Finished already?"... "Is that it?" would fit as well.

Could that 2nd one be "Urusai!"... meaning "Shut the "f" up!" in it's worst form? I haven't seen Shenmue II for a while (lent it to a friend) so I can't remember when that's said.

[Silas]

One way of getting an "Urusai" out of Ryo is to get the wrong key in the idol. Ren makes a cheap remark and Ryo sometimes tells him to shut up. Thanks once again for a correct spelling. Yes, Mou owarika was what I meant.

[Paul]

LOL! Ryo saying shut the fuck up! give em the prize!

[Bambi]

Ryo finds the axe in the basement and raises it up strikes the wall

Ryo: Nothing happened how strange

Loud Electrical Explsion !

Fuku San (calling from the dojo) : Hey who turned out all the lights

Ryo: Whoops!

[Ichi-Ban-San]

Ryo enters the GAME arcade, as instructed, to get his ticket to HongKong

Chai: "Haaaaaa! Come for your ticket have you?? Well you're not going to Hong Kong!

Chai chews up the ticket and spits it in Ryo's face

Ryo: "Where's fuku-san you silly bald prick??"

Chai: "Haa haaaaaa! He's selling himself in the harbour! He has a sweeeeet ass!"

Ryo: "Ive had enough of you and your bald head and you ear wax and your likeness to the creature gollum...."

Chai jumps but Ryo kicks him in the nuts. An on the floor struggle ensures. Ryo picks up Chai and Piledrives him into the HangOn machine.

Chai: "Aaaaaaa you dick! That fucking hurt!"

Fuku-san runs into the arcade and rugby tackles Ryo.

Fuku: "Nooooooooooooo! Youuuuu bastaaaaard!"

Ryo: "What the hell are you doing you prat??"

Chai: "Haha! He has his plot lines confused!! Now I must shave both your heads and then spray you with underarm deodrant! Bwahahahaha!!"

Terry walks in.

Terry: "You like me that much? Let me invite you to hell! ......um, hey wanna come to tell?"

Ryo: "Sure. Anything but having a shaven head!"

Terry: "Now im gonna kill you all at one time!"

Ryo: "How many times are you going to get your translations wrong? You big buffoon!"

Ryo gets out some mace and Fuku-San activates his pnumatic rape alarm. The sound of a truck comes from outside..... Tom's hotdog truck desicrates the sliding doors and kills Terry.

Tom: "Yo Ryo! Fancy a dwag??"

Fuku-san: "Yeah. She works at the flo...."

Ryo: "Quiet butthole!"Slaps Fuku-san"You suck monkey balls for allowing yourself to be kidnapped by that dork, LanDi. Now lets deal with this bald twat and go get some beers..."

Chai is nowhere to be seen.

Tom: "Ahh well. Let's go before the shop owner sees his auto-doors!"