Awkward moment for Ryo

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Awkward moment for Ryo

Postby SMDzero » Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:57 pm

It must have been really awkward for Ryo to sleep in the same room as Xiuying.

Can you imagine if he woke up in the middle of the night and half asleep accidentally climbed into Xiuying's bed? I can't imagine the embarrassment of Ryo waking up finding himself in Xiuying's bed probably drooling on her like a pillow!

Seriously can anyone imagine how they'd handle sleeping in the same room as Xiuying?
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Re: Awkward moment for Ryo

Postby Wude-Tang Clan » Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:59 pm

Are you implying sex? Because I feel like you're implying sex.

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Re: Awkward moment for Ryo

Postby SMDzero » Fri Jul 17, 2015 11:02 pm

No I just mean it would be weird as hell sleeping in the same cramped room. It would be entirely possible to get up in the middle of the night.. not know where you are.... and climb into the bed by accident. THEN the morning would be awkward.

And Ryo would not have sex with her.. but with all the sodas he drinks he would have wet the bed and pissed all over poor Xiuying.

The next morning instead of airing out the books he'd be washing the sheets. The next night Ryo would return to the room and find Xiuying gone and a plane ticket to Yokosuka on the couch and cab fare. Taking the hint Ryo would leave Hong Kong tail between his legs.

Master Chen: Ryo! Did you find Master Tao Li Shao?

Ryo: Yes.. I peed on her.

Chen: What?!

Ryo: I peed on Mast Tao Li Shao.

Chen: Oh dear.
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Re: Awkward moment for Ryo

Postby Wude-Tang Clan » Fri Jul 17, 2015 11:30 pm

Oh, I see. Just me, then :)
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Re: Awkward moment for Ryo

Postby Ceej » Sat Jul 18, 2015 12:44 am

This sounds like a conversation about Shenmue II that could be overheard in a middle school cafeteria.

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Re: Awkward moment for Ryo

Postby Supa » Mon Jul 20, 2015 11:53 pm

Awkward thread is awkward.
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Re: Awkward moment for Ryo

Postby MaxTheRabbit » Tue Jul 21, 2015 12:04 am

who the fuck just wakes up at night and wonders around like a derp?

there's only one reason he'd get in xiuying's bed - to explore the 8 principles of yin and yang

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Re: Awkward moment for Ryo

Postby Hyo Razuki » Tue Jul 21, 2015 2:36 am

MaxTheRabbit wrote:there's only one reason he'd get in xiuying's bed - to explore the 8 principles of yin and yang


:lmfao:

The 8 principles of Yin and Yang? Is that what people call it nowadays? :rotflmao:
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Re: Awkward moment for Ryo

Postby SMDzero » Tue Jul 21, 2015 5:04 am

Ryo is in a new country and a small cramped room on a hard couch. Entirely reasonable that his mind might be racing while he sleeps and he wakes up at 3AM disoriented and climbs into the bed instinctively.
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Re: Awkward moment for Ryo

Postby amiga1200 » Tue Jul 21, 2015 8:06 am

Ceej wrote: This sounds like a conversation about Shenmue II that could be overheard in a middle school cafeteria.
^^ perfect! :lol:
personally, the most awkward moments, are the AUTO CURFEWS.
just seems like there was more he wanted to do. :???:
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Re: Awkward moment for Ryo

Postby Henry Spencer » Tue Jul 21, 2015 1:38 pm

He'd be applying what he learned from the Four Wude.

Dan - Be brave and stay calm to make the right decision
Jie - Judge yourself without conceit and do not show moves thoughtlessly
Yi - To act without hesitation, to do what is right
Gon - Everyday, without neglect, to keep training

...In that order.

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Re: Awkward moment for Ryo

Postby Centrale » Tue Jul 21, 2015 2:56 pm

SMDzero wrote: Ryo is in a new country and a small cramped room on a hard couch. Entirely reasonable that his mind might be racing while he sleeps and he wakes up at 3AM disoriented and climbs into the bed instinctively.


Uh, no. He's already in bed. He's not going to get up and "accidentally" get into bed with a woman. Especially since Xiuying shut him down already.
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Re: Awkward moment for Ryo

Postby SMDzero » Tue Jul 21, 2015 8:24 pm

LOl you're misreading my point. Ryo would not get in bed with Xiuying because he wants sex..getting into the bed would be a instinctive reaction due to Ryo being half asleep.. confused about where he is... and also his mind racing with the thoughts of finding his father's killer.

If he woke up in the middle of the night (and he would likely wake up being on an uncomfortable sofa bench) he'd stand up, walk around the dark room a few times mumbling about Lan Di and then in a sleepy haze.. crawl into the bed... ANY bed simply because Ryo is used to sleeping in a bed not a damn bench.

The humor comes in the next morning where Xiuying wakes up and sees Ryo sleeping next to her completely oblivious to what he has done!
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Re: Awkward moment for Ryo

Postby ShenGCH » Wed Jul 22, 2015 8:51 am

SMDzero wrote: LOl you're misreading my point. Ryo would not get in bed with Xiuying because he wants sex..getting into the bed would be a instinctive reaction due to Ryo being half asleep.. confused about where he is... and also his mind racing with the thoughts of finding his father's killer.

If he woke up in the middle of the night (and he would likely wake up being on an uncomfortable sofa bench) he'd stand up, walk around the dark room a few times mumbling about Lan Di and then in a sleepy haze.. crawl into the bed... ANY bed simply because Ryo is used to sleeping in a bed not a damn bench.

The humor comes in the next morning where Xiuying wakes up and sees Ryo sleeping next to her completely oblivious to what he has done!

I was thinking more along the lines of this:

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Re: Awkward moment for Ryo

Postby NeoShredder » Wed Jul 22, 2015 10:01 am

SMDzero wrote:Ryo: Yes.. I peed on her.

Chen: What?!

Ryo: I peed on Mast Tao Li Shao.

Chen: Oh dear.


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