Is it delusional to believe that you are God?

[QWERTY]

I am about to reveal something that many will find delusional and it may be. After making a sandwich today (best sandwich I ever done did made) I pondered the notion that I may SERIOUSLY be God. I know some people think it is blasphemy but when I think about it, I fix sandwiches exceptionally well. I sometimes think that everything is a figment of my imagination and my sole purpose is to create reality. I'll post a picture of one of my sandwiches soon and you'll see I'm exceptionally gifted. Anyone else feel like they are G to the O to the D?

[Axm]

I already know I'm a god, but to specialise in sandwiches is truly remarkable indeed. I may just have to invite you to our next do at Mount Olympus.

[UnHoly Bible]

I heard damaged temporal lobes can make people have god delusions. DO you have a brain tumour maybe or a history of cocaine use?

Also on another note, I'm not taking this seriously.

[QWERTY]

I already know I'm a god, but to specialise in sandwiches is truly remarkable indeed. I may just have to invite you to our next do at Mount Olympus.

I 'ain't saying I's an A GOD. I's saying I is THE GOD.

I heard damaged temporal lobes can make people have god delusions. DO you have a brain tumour maybe or a history of cocaine use?

Also on another note, I'm not taking this seriously.

There's my chippy.

[UnHoly Bible]

I already know I'm a god, but to specialise in sandwiches is truly remarkable indeed. I may just have to invite you to our next do at Mount Olympus.

I 'ain't saying I's an A GOD. I's saying I is THE GOD.

I heard damaged temporal lobes can make people have god delusions. DO you have a brain tumour maybe or a history of cocaine use?

Also on another note, I'm not taking this seriously.

There's my chippy.

lol, our avatars do go quite well together

[QWERTY]

I already know I'm a god, but to specialise in sandwiches is truly remarkable indeed. I may just have to invite you to our next do at Mount Olympus.

I 'ain't saying I's an A GOD. I's saying I is THE GOD.

I heard damaged temporal lobes can make people have god delusions. DO you have a brain tumour maybe or a history of cocaine use?

Also on another note, I'm not taking this seriously.

There's my chippy.

lol, our avatars do go quite well together

I can't figure out which of the two is the most attractive.

[Perfect_Chaos]

I am all gods. i am yaweh (jehova), zeus, Ryudo, Lan Di, allah, and another one but i cant remember the name because i am too busy hiding myself from society and watching morons give all the credit of hard work of surgeons to me. i love my life. i love being god. fuck your sandwhich suck my god-cock

[ShenmueTree]

Some call me Gan, some say I am just a pawn of the Crimson King, others still dare to say that I am Man Jesus. The truth is I am all and none. I am a child of 'ka, and the master of realities both imagined and concrete, from Red R'hllor, the Seven, all heart trees, pegans, greek, all philosophies. I am the old and the new, what shall never be and what always was.

Of course you are delusional, I exist.

There is your answer.

[QWERTY]

Some call me Gan, some say I am just a pawn of the Crimson King, others still dare to say that I am Man Jesus. The truth is I am all and none. I am a child of 'ka, and the master of realities both imagined and concrete, from Red R'hllor, the Seven, all heart trees, pegans, greek, all philosophies. I am the old and the new, what shall never be and what always was.

Of course you are delusional, I exist.

There is your answer.

Nah you Willis and I's wondering what the fuck you talkin' about?

[Crimson Ryan]

Some call me Gan, some say I am just a pawn of the Crimson King.

You damn right..

[MiTT3NZ]

Isn't that a Stephen King novel?

[AnimeGamer183]

define god

[MiTT3NZ]

define god

Here.

[Sonikku]

This one time Gozer had a question for Mittens. Mittens had the right answer.

[MiTT3NZ]

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