I use Yahoo for my email, and it seems like every time I go to check it, I'm assaulted by idiotic news stories on the front page. Usually it's all just dumb celebrity gossip shit, but today I was hit by not one, but two news stories that encapsulated so perfectly just how stupidly, ridiculously sensitive people have become these days. And I usually hate it every time someone says that dumb, played-out "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" internet thing (it reeks of depressive teenagers), but I'm of a similar mind right now. I'm disappointed in how pathetic the human race has become, that people get so upset over completely inconsequential things. And you could say "it's not everyone, it's just a couple news stories trying to generate views." In theory that should be true, but I've seen and heard this kind of stupid shit elsewhere too, in different situations, and it seems like nowadays it really is normal for people to be this pathetic.
First, it was yet another story about Jonah Hill, how he referred to a paparazzi as a faggot on the Howard Stern show, and how people are all up in arms about him using that word. Note that this has been going for several days, seeing more stories on the exact same subject which doesn't fucking matter because dude, that paparazzi was probably being a total faggot.
But this newest story was special, because the title didn't just say that he said an off word; it referred to his one-time use of it as an "anti-gay outburst," blowing it up as if they have no understanding of the actual situation.
This has prompted me to start using the word "faggot" much more liberally in my daily life. So stop being a bunch of faggy faggots, you faggoty fags, or I'll totally call you out on it. Faggots. I'm also going to say "gay" to reflect my distaste toward things. As in "this whole thing is so gay." Also retarded. People are sensitive about that too, right? That's so retarded.
The second totally gay, retarded, faggoty article I saw was lambasting Louie, a really great, off-kilter, borderline artistic comedy series created by and starring Louis CK, for having featured a "rape scene." I don't know if anyone else watches this show, but it's fantastic. One of the most creatively-hilarious shows ever made. The scene in question features Louie fumbling around with a woman he's known for most of the series, who he's always wanted a relationship with. But she's a very abrasive, standoffish type, so nothing ever materialized. So a couple episodes back, she says she might be willing to pursue a boy-girl thing with him, even though she thinks he's gross. So back to the scene, he's stumbling around his apartment with her, trying to get a kiss, and she keeps pulling away trying to avoid it. There's no animosity on his end, he's not angry or hitting her or causing any damage, he just wants a kiss. It's cartoonish. It's like Pepe Le Pew. But she's the type that's completely opposed to opening herself up to anyone, so she's resisting. At one point she actually says "This would be rape if you weren't so stupid," and it's easily one of the biggest laugh-out-loud moments in the episode. Eventually she concedes, and purses her lips together really tight while he gives her a single peck. She leaves, after which he fist bumps and say "Yesssss," like he's just had some kind of big-pimpin' victory (another of the funniest moments of the episode). The whole thing is a continuation of a conversation they were having earlier on.
So instead of paying attention to the history and relationship between these characters, instead of understanding the show and its quirkiness, people have jumped on it for having the main character apparently commit "sexual assault" on someone. It's like, so now we have something called "rape culture" (a term I still don't understand at all), but to counter that we have "'people who are overly sensitive to rape, even when it isn't present' culture." This shit is absolutely silly. And retarded.