by OL » Thu Jul 17, 2014 6:47 pm
Weird... I think Assassin's Creed Unity is the first one in years that I'm really just not hyped at all for.
I thought I would be. At first the setting sounded intriguing. But then I really started to think about it, and somehow the French Revolution just seems unappealing to me.
No, not because it's French.
It's because the whole way I picture that particular revolution is just... distasteful. I picture mobs of peasants storming the homes of the rich and indiscriminately murdering them, just because they're rich. The fact that the Assassins are apparently siding with these bloodthirsty mobs just feels like something I don't want to take part in. I mean, sure, the series has always been about "murder," but it wasn't being committed just because the victims are of a certain social caste; it was being done because the targets are part of an oppressive, power-hungry organization. There's a huge difference. And sure, I know the game will make excuses and say these aristocrats are Templars or whatever, but it still leaves the player contributing to kind of a disgusting point in history, where people joyfully paraded others' heads around on pikes out of a very base sense of... well, jealousy.
And I'm not even just singling out AC; I've been bothered by things like this in other games before. As much as I love The Saboteur, for example, there was one single, solitary mission that I really hated, because it revolved around assassinating a French woman because she's been sleeping with a Nazi. All you have is the word of some resistance fighter to go on, but apparently what she's done is terrible enough that she deserves to be killed. You never hear anything from her, or see any proof that she's bad. I remember working on the mission for a long time, seeing if there was some way to just knock her out or something, but no, you have to murder the woman. That didn't sit right with me.
I believe there was also a mission in Saint's Row 2, where you're trying to get back at some monster truck-loving gang leader, so you have to kidnap his girlfriend and stick her in the trunk of a car that the gang leader is set to crush with his monster truck. You force this guy to kill his own girlfriend, when she had nothing to do with anything. That's not fun. That's just fucked.
Weirdly enough, it only seems to be open-world games that I get this problem with. I mean, I actually really like the Kane & Lynch games, for example, but the experience is totally different. Their games are totally linear and level based, so in an odd way, it's almost more like I'm just watching their stories, rather than taking on their actual roles in everything. They're some of the most deplorable protagonists in gaming, but I'm not bothered by playing as them because it's closer to a movie experience.
With open-world games, however, there's a greater sense that you're actually stepping into the shoes of these characters, so the shit they have to do feels a little more bothersome. It's kind of a weird distinction to make, but it's something I've only just realized.
So anyway, AC Unity... just not feeling it so far.
And why the fuck does the main character have an English accent? They managed to give Ezio an Italian accent, so why does a French guy sound like he should be in a Shakespeare play?
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