So there's this woman at work, she's nothing special a 6/10 maybe a 7 on a good day. Whenever we've talked it's been super friendly and a little flirty. Well last Friday she was in the pub next to our office and we got chatting. Things got super flirty and I ended up walking home with her since it was not far out of my way. So I think fuck it things seem to be going well and go in for the kill and she rejects me, no biggie life goes on.
I don't think much of it but next Monday all her friends are asking why I tried to make a move. It was like I was being questioned by a bunch of schoolgirls when we're all adults. She started acting like she was far too good for me to even think about getting with her. I couldn't care less what she thinks but by the end of Monday she hadn't shut up about it.
So Monday night I went on her Facebook and found some photos she had done professionally, she still only looked about a 7/10 even with proffesional makeup and lighting. I sent them off to any modelling agency email address I could find.
By Thursday (today) I had quite a few rejection letters. I set up a fake email address and forwarded her about 7 rejection letters which pointed out her faults. Doesn't take her about 20 minutes to start crying, everyone in the office stops what they're doing and the whole day is about this. Everyone is getting called into all different rooms and asked questions. They started asking me if I did it because she shot me down and I just said if I did that to every woman who shot me down I'd have no free time, plus they think I'm laid back as hell and couldn't care less. She's pissed off so many people that they have no idea it was me but apparently they're going to access our computers history's to see who sent it from a Yahoo email as every website we visit is saved in our history log that the IT guys have. I don't know if they're bluffing to make me come forward but they have said they would know who did it by tomorrow. Thinking I go in an hour early and give the IT guys a £100 to keep quiet.