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Shenmue Jokes Thread
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Shenmue Jokes Thread
by SMDzero » Tue Jan 19, 2016 9:33 pm
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Re: Shenmue Jokes Thread
by Let's Get Sweaty » Fri Jan 22, 2016 3:32 am
What's Ryo's favorite weather condition?
How does a Shenmue fan get into a locked enclosure for exotic animals bred in captivity?
But how will we find one of those?
How did the monarch of British lavatories introduce himself to a unique strain of germs that target only Jedi knights and Sixth lords, while playing Shenmue?
How does a Shenmue fan get into a locked enclosure for exotic animals bred in captivity?
But how will we find one of those?
How did the monarch of British lavatories introduce himself to a unique strain of germs that target only Jedi knights and Sixth lords, while playing Shenmue?
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Re: Shenmue Jokes Thread
by Switch » Fri Jan 22, 2016 5:11 am
Heh heh, nicely crafted!The last one is a bit of a stretch...
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Re: Shenmue Jokes Thread
by Taren Fox » Sat Jan 23, 2016 4:42 am
Awesome Japan.
Biggest Shenmue related joke.
Biggest Shenmue related joke.
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Re: Shenmue Jokes Thread
by SMDzero » Sat Jan 23, 2016 5:19 am
Why does Ryo hate cookies?
Because everyone keeps saying to him "Oh hey Oreo!"
Because everyone keeps saying to him "Oh hey Oreo!"
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Re: Shenmue Jokes Thread
by SMDzero » Thu Feb 04, 2016 9:10 am
Why does Fuku-San hate his father?
Because he kept telling him "F*ck-You-Son!"
Because he kept telling him "F*ck-You-Son!"
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Re: Shenmue Jokes Thread
by FlagshipFighter » Thu Feb 04, 2016 7:42 pm
What did Xiuying adopt the name Master Lishao Tao?
Because she was fed up with all the guys walking past saying 'Schwing!'
Because she was fed up with all the guys walking past saying 'Schwing!'
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Re: Shenmue Jokes Thread
by Jibby » Thu Feb 04, 2016 10:48 pm
Knock Knock...
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Re: Shenmue Jokes Thread
by SMDzero » Fri Feb 05, 2016 3:04 am
Why does Ryo keep getting raped?
Because during sex he keeps yelling "No-zomi No-zomi!!!"
Because during sex he keeps yelling "No-zomi No-zomi!!!"
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Re: Shenmue Jokes Thread
by Sonoshee » Fri Feb 05, 2016 4:44 am
SMDzero wrote: Why does Ryo hate cookies?
Because everyone keeps saying to him "Oh hey Oreo!"
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Re: Shenmue Jokes Thread
by SMDzero » Fri Feb 05, 2016 6:24 am
What did Ryo say when he saw two men kissing in public?
Perhaps they're out?
Perhaps they're out?
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