Jeff wrote: St. Elmo's Fire wrote: Fucking idiot.
Ask yourself this, would you want me any other way?
There are many other ways that I, personally, would want you to be. Paralysed, diseased, emotionally crippled, dead, glued to a NASCAR track, teleported to Russia... it doesn't matter if is it's an area populated by people that will no doubt despise you or the baron frozen wilderness. Either would be tasty as. I think I'd prefer the latter, however. The extreme temperatures would hopefully cause your glasses to shatter with the shards embedding themselves in your eyes, leaving you to wander blinded and dying slowly of hypothermia. Mmmm. I could list all night but I should stop. It's giving me a stiffy.
And this is where you call me a hater. Original. But nah. I don't hate you specifically. I'm a loving guy. I just hate cunts.
MERRY CHRISTMAS