Shut Up and Take My Money!

[MiTT3NZ]

A new topic for awesome gadgets, items, clothing, etc., or even ideas that are so good you'd sell your home, limbs and soul to buy.

Presenting... The Useless Box

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[Kenny]

http://www.verillas.com/puma-vest-1-0-by-ayyawear/

Second one's for girls, but fuck it I'd wear it:

http://www.verillas.com/onyx-jacket-mid ... -ayyawear/

[AnimeGamer183]

Shut up and take my penis!

...bitch

[Axm]

Umm.. everything made by Sony.. obviously..
For starters

Sony RX1



It's a Full Frame Compact, Carl Zeiss Lens (The real type not the cheap ones), So many features like WiFi, NFC, GPS, Remote features.. The image quality is better then alot of DSLR's out there with a standard to great lens. As a compact thats just amazing.
The build quality of it is sex in the hands.
Thing is it's about $2700.. FML

Sony 4k XBR Ultra HDTV



Umm.. ya they are like watching God's personal TV. I dont care if theirs no content out there for them yet, I want it.
Sure I could go with the 84' $25,000 model but I would be ok with the $3000 55' or $5000 65'

Ok this one is actually realistic and it's gonna be my next cell phone in Japan.

Sony Xperia Z1



Waterproof and dust resistant
20.7MP Sony G Lens
5" Full HD screen with Triluminos display
NFC
Qualcomm Snapdragon™ 800 Quad-core 2.2Ghz processor with 2GB RAM

[mue 26]

I finally have something worthy of posting in this topic. I NEED THIS RING IN MY LIFE:
http://www.thegreatfroglondon.com/produ ... myoo-ring/

Check it out in action here:

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That's sexy! SOMEONE GIVE ME £300 SO I CAN BUY THIS! SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME DRUGS TO SELL SO i CAN BUY THIS! SOMEONE PAY FOR MY BODY SO I CAN BUY THIS!

[Yama]

Xperia Z2 when it hits. Day zero.

[Axm]

Xperia Z2 when it hits. Day zero.

Niggas be up in the factory making they own phones and sheet..

[mue 26]

Dun kno I need this banana holster in my life.

[Rakim]

Imagine walking into battle ready to pull out a grenade only to find out mom mixed up your onigiri pouches with your grenades. How embarrassing.

[beedle]

heterosexual mue, all he wants is jewellery and a some sort of dildo prophelactic.

[mue 26]

Here's another very heterosexual thing I want: http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2014- ... i-figurine

I feel it would mesh well sitting on my mantelpiece while I'm wearing that badarse ring and packing a banana in my holster.

[Sonikku]

Oven mitt shaped like a power glove.

http://www.engadget.com/2014/03/26/powe ... oven-mitt/

[mue 26]

I've wanted one of these belts for like four years at least now or something, but could never justify the priceyness. Today I thought that I might just blow some of my Student loan/grant on one and just get the job done. But I'm sure it's even more expensive now! I think they were like 70 quid when I originally wanted one, and now they're nearly 100! Not sure I can pull the trigger. They are still cool looking belts though. You get quite a few Japanese fashion brands that have copied the design and make their own versions too now, but I'd imagine they'd be even more expensive. Drat.

http://www.worcestershireleathercompany ... belt-1-1-4

[Axm]

Any books you need for Uni that you can torrent, do it now. Work out how much you've saved and put that money towards the belt. That way it shouldn't affect your budget at all (you tax dodging cunt...)

[mue 26]

Man, I fucked up recently though Mittz. I left some of my essential textbooks in the library and some h8trz must have nicked them (along with my entire bag and all my notes). I could have downloaded them and printed it all out, but really didn't have the time as I needed them for class and so had to spank £80 on new books. I could still probably afford the belt, but I need to soften myself with some more delusional justifications. something like "I need to stunt hard on those arabic language students who I suspect stole my text books, and this belt is the perfect thing to help me assert my boss hawg status".