His girlfriend is a pretty volatile person. In some ways I feel sorry for her, but she always had a thing against me. I'm never gonna know why, but who cares. At times she was generous but other times seemed to resent I was around, even saying "screw you" to me around the first time we met just cause I didn't like Sweeney Todd (obviously a sign of a mentally healthy person).
Then they started acting weird around me for a time just cause I was staying at their place for awhile (and helping paying their bills too), so I had to bail on them cause it was getting too awkward. And he's very opinionated to the point where he can be a total dick, a childish dick at times too. So they're a match made in heaven.
After acting like a bitch over something that admittedly I messed up on, but in no way deserved that level of attitude, she started making jokes at my expense. It's was always aimed at me, very occasionally to other people but in a very playful manner. But with me, dead serious like she was intentionally trying to hurt my feelings and I made it obvious I didn't find that shit funny. Like she was trying to fill a void in her sad pathetic life. I was too nice about that shit and her boyfriend KNEW this bothered me, but she has his cock and balls in a jar so of course he can't say anything.
Finally, she did it again (unprovoked) and I finally made all the fat jokes I could think of at my disposal. So terrible (and hilarious) that the black guys Michael Richards offended would lovingly embrace in each other's arms and cry their differences out. She tried fighting back, but I was completely relentless. Needless to say, we stopped talking after that.
Now he reached back out to me after a couple of years and the topic was brought up after chatting BS. Of course, typical behavior, I'm the bad guy cause according to them "she was making a joke they knew was just harmless and you attacked with all these fat jokes when you knew she was sensitive." I told him he KNEW what she was saying was in bad taste in the first place, unprovoked, probably in spite over me over something I will never understand, and that she was doing this WAY before the event where I explodes. And I'm sorry, you don't get to fucking dictate what offends me or not. You moment you suddenly decide to be Louis CK or Ricky Gervais, you better be fucking prepared for some retaliation especially when you know what you're doing is causing an intentional shit storm. If you dish it, you sure as hell better be prepared to take it back.
And of course when I called him out on that, the ol' "she doesn't have anything against you" and "she only acted like that cause it was like a sibling thing" lies start coming out. It's all in the way she carried herself and the body language. I know what i'm talking about. I did go overboard so I apologized for it, but all I got was "well thanks for apologizing but she wants to maintain her distance, she doesn't think you two are on common ground".
Such cowardly bullshit. So apparently, she doesn't have anything against me. Never has, never will. It was all done over some twisted, head scratching "sibling relationship". It was all jokes and fun. And yet when I decided I had enough, oh no. I've gone TOO far. I'm such a bad guy. And even though I apologized, oh yeah she NEVER had anything against me...but she still wants to stay away from me.
Gee whiz, it's either all that nonsensical shit or maybe it's because she's fucking scared of me that I will fight back and be much more volatile and quick on her in a millisecond. That she knows I can fight back and will not be afraid to. That she can't pick on me anymore and her boyfriend can't say shit about it. And since it's easier to hold a grudge and pretend i'm a bad guy than fess up and admit she was wrong (something they never seem to do cause, you know, they're perfect), they prefer to live in that fantasy world than face the music like ADULTS.
I meant it when I apologized and honestly this response came at no surprise to me at all. This is why their circle of friends are so low, they're too busy making enemies.